Quickies part 2

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Some people get weird when they get old.  Not me, I've always been that way.

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You wouldn't have held down those Jobs IF you were. Dusty Crophopper was a Misfit. That was ME. Nev

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The woman decided to divorce her husband and hired a lawyer who specialized in divorces. The lawyer asked her: "So, what are your reasons for wanting to end the marriage?"

She replied: "We're just too compatible."

 

The lawyer looked confused. "Don't you mean 'incompatible'?"

 

She shook her head. "No, I mean compatible. I love going to the cinema, and he's a huge film buff too. I'm crazy about Indian food, and he loves a good curry. We both enjoy hiking and being in nature. We even have the same views on politics and religion..."

 

The lawyer leaned forward, putting down his pen. "I have to be honest, that sounds like most people's idea of a perfect partnership."

 

"I know," the woman said with a sigh. "But you see, above all else, we both love men."