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My friends call me The Computer.

 

Nothing to do with my intelligence. I go to sleep if unattended for 15 minutes.

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One minute you’re young and fun. And next, you’re turning down the stereo in your car to see better. 

 

Think you’re old and you will be old. Think you are young, and you will be delusional. 

 

There’s nothing scarier than that split second when you lose your balance in the shower and you think, “They are going to find me naked.

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