What has Trump done now?

[ClintonB]

They would be happier with one that reads “ here lay Donald J Trump”

[Marty_d]

29 minutes ago, ClintonB said:

They would be happier with one that reads “ here lay Donald J Trump”

Well they couldn't really say "Here LIES Donald Trump", because he's been doing that all his life.

[red750]

Trump on TV this morning announcing the new Trump class battleships they are about to start building - "The biggest and most powerful ever seen - and we're going to build them fast. We need them now, not in a few years." He is going to instruct the ship builders to put all dividends into new shipyard infrastructure, not bonuses and buybacks.

[old man emu]

The Trump administration is recalling nearly 30 career diplomats from ambassadorial and other senior embassy posts as it moves to reshape the US diplomatic posture abroad with personnel deemed fully supportive of Donald Trump’s “America first” priorities. The people recalled have long careers in diplomacy, but, unfortunately for many, they were appointed by Biden.

[nomadpete]

I can't wait to see the glittering new "Trump Class" vessels. They will be part of the all new Golden Fleet.

 

i'm sure he is making Mexico pay for the gold plating.

tRump's superior intellect will redesign their ugly old vessels.

 

" more closely adhere to Trump’s aesthetic standards.

“I’m not a fan of some of the ships you do. I’m a very aesthetic person and I don’t like some of the ships you’re doing aesthetically,” Trump told an assemblage of military brass gathered at Quantico earlier this year.

“They say, ‘Oh, it’s stealth.’ I say that’s not stealth. An ugly ship is not necessary in order to say you’re stealth,” he said.

 

 

Oh, wow.

[facthunter]

He's becoming More and More DERANGED.  Close to SRM.  Nev

[onetrack]

I can't wait for Donald to order the U.S. Navy to position every single U.S. Navy ship side by side, so he can play a round of golf across all the decks, without touching any water. Caligula would be proud of him.

[rgmwa]

2 hours ago, red750 said:

Trump on TV this morning announcing the new Trump class battleships they are about to start building - "The biggest and most powerful ever seen - and we're going to build them fast. We need them now, not in a few years." He is going to instruct the ship builders to put all dividends into new shipyard infrastructure, not bonuses and buybacks.

Someone should remind him that battleships are obsolete. Doesn’t look good for our submarines if the shipyards are now going to be busy building battleships. 

Edited 15 hours ago by rgmwa

[Marty_d]

Making America Irrelevant Again 

[rgmwa]

He said he’s going to be personally involved in designing them because he’a a ‘very aesthetic person’ and he doesn’t like the current flat sided shapes used for stealth reasons. That tells you all you need to know. There are a few other problems - there’s no money allocated for their design and construction, the shipyards don’t have the capacity, and the two and a half years he says it will take to build each ship is totally unrealistic. Every warship they are currently building is at least a year behind schedule.

[red750]

No. He said submarines are the most dangerous and powerful weapons and he wants the production speeded up.

[old man emu]

Eighty years ago they could knock out a Liberty ship in 42 days!

 

The quickest build was 4 days, but that was a planned set up where all the sub assemblies were made before the start of the effort and connected as required. It was a morale-boosting effort, similar to the ones where they built bombers from scratch in 24 hours.

[red750]

[rgmwa]

1 hour ago, red750 said:

No. He said submarines are the most dangerous and powerful weapons and he wants the production speeded up.

Does that mean he's going to learn how to weld too?

Edited 12 hours ago by rgmwa

[red750]

[onetrack]

First - he's going to have to build a giant sewerage ship, to carry away all the s*** that comes out of his mouth. Just wait, tomorrow the battleships will be forgotten, and some other totally unbelievable BS idea, will take their place.

[Marty_d]

7 hours ago, rgmwa said:

Does that mean he's going to learn how to weld too?

He already knows how to weld. Far better than those DEI welders. Some people say he may be the best welder ever.

[red750]

Some of the reply comments:

Lou Black
So. Trump will be involved with designing them? To use a Ukrainian joke, they will eventually be recommissioned as submarine class

Gary Mckeating
Being British and we call farts "trumps". This makes me happy

Gus Peterson
Does it stall out and go to sleep in the middle of an engagement? Or, before it even gets to said engagement, develop a case for deferment via rudder spurs?

Patty Redeker
He was probably playing battleship and someone sunk his…..

Kathryn Luchsinger
$20 bet there will be a USS Trump, USS Melania, USS Kirk, USS Vance.....etc
 

 

[onetrack]

And the Trump-class Navy ships will be known for spewing out nasty toxic products. They will turn on their own men, and eliminate them. Finally, they will make a lot of noise, and essentially do nothing.

[rgmwa]

People say they will be the best looking battleships ever built. Like nothing ever seen before. Not even close.