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This is a long vid, but one of my favourite shows.. Would  I Lie to you?

 

I am betting it is or has been on the ABC.. or there has been an Aussie version (in which case, well, often they aren't up to the Brits)...

 

This is a best of collection...

 

For those that haven't seen the show, one of the "contestants" reads out an event that may or may not have happened. The other "contestants" have to work out whether the event is true or a lie, and the person reading it out does not have to be truthful in their answers.

 

Sometimes, I have almost had to go to the loo...

 

It's long. Also, happy to see posts of other comedy (longer than the quick Funny Videos)...

 

Try and guess if each event is true or a lie before they are revealed!

 

 

 

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On 20/11/2021 at 2:27 PM, onetrack said:

I don't watch TV because my hearing is gone…

Sorry to hear that, OT. Unfortunately you’re not Robinson Crusoe.
Too many of us old farts thought we were too tough for hearing protection. Mine is diminished, so I miss lots of conversation. I can only blame noisy machinery for a small part of my hearing loss; I spent far more time with noisy music and motorcycles. That has made me a grumpy campaigner for PPE, especially when one grandaughter plays the drums. They are LOUD.

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16 hours ago, Old Koreelah said:

Sorry to hear that, OT. Unfortunately you’re not Robinson Crusoe.
Too many of us old farts thought we were too tough for hearing protection. Mine is diminished, so I miss lots of conversation. I can only blame noisy machinery for a small part of my hearing loss; I spent far more time with noisy music and motorcycles. That has made me a grumpy campaigner for PPE, especially when one grandaughter plays the drums. They are LOUD.

My son plays the drums.  Luckily he's reasonably good so while it's loud, it's also not bad to listen to!

We make sure he wears ear muffs when practicing - and keeps all doors shut between him and us.

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  • 5 months later...

A doctor goes out and buys the best car on the market, a brand new Ferrari GTO. It is also the most expensive car in the world, and it costs him $500,000. He takes it out for a spin and stops at a red light.

An old man on a moped, looking about 100 years old, pulls up next to him.

The old man looks over at the sleek shiny car and asks, "What kind of car ya got there, sonny?"

The doctor replies, "A Ferrari GTO. It costs half a million dollars!"

"That's a lot of money," says the old man. Why does it cost so much?"

"Because this car can do up to 250 miles an hour!", replies the doctor. States the doctor proudly.

The moped driver asks, "Mind if I take a look inside?"

"No problem," replies the doctor.

So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around.

Then, sitting back on his moped, the old man says, "That's a pretty nice car, all right, but I'll stick with my moped!"

 

Just then the light changes, so the doctor decides to show the old man just what the car can do.

He floors it, and within 30 seconds, the speedometer reads 150mph.

Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror - what it could be...and suddenly...

WHOOOOOSHHH!

Something whips by him going much faster!

"What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?" The doctor asks himself.

He floors the accelerator and takes the Ferrari up to 175 mph. Then, up ahead of him, he sees that it's the old man on the moped!

 

Amazed that the moped could pass his Ferrari, he gives it more gas and passes the moped at 210 mph.

WHOOOSHHH!

He is feeling pretty good until he looks in his mirror and sees the old man gaining on him AGAIN!

Astounded by the speed of this old guy, he floors the gas pedal and takes the Ferrari all the way up to 250 mph.

Not ten seconds later, he sees the moped bearing down on him again!

The Ferrari is flat out, and there is nothing he can do!

Suddenly, the moped plows into the back of his Ferrari, demolishing the rear end.

 

The doctor stops and jumps out and unbelievably, the old man is still alive. He runs up to the mangled old man and says "Oh my gosh! Is there anything I can do for you? I am a doctor."

The old man whispers, "Please unhook my suspenders from your side mirror."

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Sadie, a 54-year-old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.

While on the operating table she had a near-death experience. Seeing God she asked, "Is my time up?"

God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months, and 8 days to live."

 

Upon recovery, Sadie decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants, and a tummy tuck.

She even had someone come in and change her hair color and brighten her teeth! Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.

After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.

 

Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 43 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?"

God replied:

”I didn't recognize you."

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