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Marty_d

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  1. Look, it's easy. Count the number of heads and divide by 2.
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    Brain Teaser

    I'd say 17 - I don't have any toes on my left hand
  3. Marty_d

    Quickies part 2

    My sexy Chinese neighbour told me that she was after a good rodger. It was only after my pants were around my ankles that I realised she meant someone to share the rent.
  4. Hmmm... your mum was also your sister AND your aunty, wasn't she!
  5. Jaysus Spacey, you've got to your eighth decade despite this "poison"... it can't be very effective!
  6. Shit food served by a shithead.
  7. Given there's been 3 attempts so far, I guess they couldn't have him at the drive through window. I agree he's as useless as tits on a bull.
  8. If your Kia has the motor and running gear replaced with Mercedes parts, then has the bodywork replaced with Mercedes panels... is it still a Kia?
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    Most people get paid fortnightly so 26 per year.
  10. There's more than another degree south of Hobart.
  11. Don't get me wrong, I think they are fantastic and the guy is really to be congratulated for his work.
  12. Is that a rifle case attached to it?
  13. What I don't understand is the lackadaisical approach to voting. We know there are more people in the US who don't like him than do. All they have to do is get off their arse and vote. Isn't it worth it to keep that idiot from the top job and be the laughing stock of the world again?
  14. Actually, it can. What we do now determines if it's bad or catastrophic. If you don't accept the science then nothing I say will convince you. Putin has been stymied by one country he thought he'd defeat in 3 days. I think we can walk and chew gum at the same time.
  15. Well, eastern bros, for me
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    Brain Teaser

    Fewer, 360 (30*12)
  17. Marty_d

    Brain Teaser

    They're related, containing family members
  18. I thenk ut's hes Kehweh icsunt.
  19. I think you're worrying about the wrong thing. If climate change isn't brought under control it'll be the millions of refugees invading us, not some country who stuck to coal in the face of all logic and science.
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    Brain Teaser

    Cow
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    Brain Teaser

    Nine
  22. Marty_d

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    Thailand and Rwanda
  23. She's a good operator. It will be a truly damning indictment of the American people if they choose that lying criminal clown over her.
  24. My CPAP machine has a 3G modem. Mind you the service here is shite anyway so I just bluetooth it to an app on the phone. Already got a message from Phillips saying to just rip the modem out if it produces an error.
  25. Marty_d

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    HaPPily.
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