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nomadpete

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  1. My blood ran cold when we were walking near a river up the cape. My mate said... "Wasn't there a log on the riverbank over there? Well it isn't there now!"
  2. So FB didn't need to obtain your picture to verify you! Big Brudder is watching you!
  3. With all that practice, he ought to be faily good. But he must be a bit unco to have to get his caddy to cheat for him.
  4. Does the Cat execs agree?
  5. WORK is a 4 letter word. My mum was a school teacher . But she never explained the significance of that
  6. Anyway our topic for debate is about reducing the croc hazard. I like simple answers.... DRAIN THE SWAMP!
  7. My boat registration already goes int boat ramps. Which irks me - as I never use boat ramps.
  8. NAH! At my age, I'm staying well away from THAT pool.
  9. Thanks Marty. So you consider me as a replacement? And I came here to avoid better work opportunities?
  10. I was obliquely questioning how the government expects to spend all that money in a fair manner that will actually foster recreational fishing.
  11. Great news! Does that mean we can all send our receipts for fishing tacke to Mr Minns for reimbursement?
  12. Funny you should say that . I tell everyone I meet, that Tasmania should seccede and pull up the drawbridge. There's too many foreign migrants down here already and they are watering down our culture. They keep flooding in from that big island just to the north of us.
  13. Oh... did we invent the wedgie, too?
  14. Glad you corrected that.... pretty sure there is more than one queen over there
  15. We need all that rain.... to wash the woodsmoke particlate matter out of the air.
  16. Will that make me feel warm & dry?
  17. No wonder my boots are growing mouldy. Even my memory is going mouldy
  18. For more clarity on how culling usually plays out, I refer you to Elon's recent experience with a cull. A lot of worthy but harmless (maybe even useful) individuals get the chop. And the more dangerous ones seem to still be left to make trouble.
  19. As mentioned before, there won't be much call for croc culling until we have a problem with surfboards washing up on the beaches, without any sign of the surfers.
  20. And I can't see ANY sign of us worshipping any political party. Further, most of us don't worship any gods, either
  21. HE won't be pleased. I expect to hear more calls to subpoena/jail/sack/impeach a few rogue (disobedient but ethical) judges.
  22. The needle is stuck. You should apply to the government for a humidity grant. We have had Relative Humidity around 80% for days now, and it's still drizzling. But that's normal around here.
  23. Export them to arab countries... or Guantanamo, I say. They are illegal aliens
  24. Poor Krys (THE croc) was shot dead by Krystina Powlowski, an otherwise nice looking young lady. Krys found fame as 'One Shot'. The petite 5'4'' crocodile hunter killed up to 10,000 reptiles over a 15-year hunting career - all while wearing long red nails. Legend had it the mother-of-three only missed three shots in her lifetime. She was also able to skin a croc faster than anyone at the time. Which shows you can't judge a book by it's cover.
  25. Aaaah well that's different. If we get to choose, I can think of a couple that would greatly benefit humanity by swimming with the crocodiles.
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