Quickies part 2

[nomadpete]

My wife once told me,

"Sex is more fun on holidays".

 

It wasn't the best postcard I've ever received

[nomadpete]

As I was creeping into bed, she asked, "You are drunk again, aren't you!".

 

"What makes you think that?", I asked defensively.

 

"You live nest door." 

 

[facthunter]

Where is NEST door?   Nev

[Jerry_Atrick]

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