ev17ifly2 Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 Is It just me or are the rolls getting smaller. They way it's going I will just be buying a pack of brown cardboard rolls . Won't be long before we will be back to using the Weekly Times or Argus to finish the job Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PA. Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 Won't be long before we will be back to using the Weekly Times or Argus to finish the job Only a problem if you only have an online subscription. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PA. Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 [ATTACH]47838._xfImport[/ATTACH] Sorry, but I am on roll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 The job's not finished till the paperwork is done. Do you share the dunny with some less aware of costs person(s) Nev Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaz3g Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 The job's not finished till the paperwork is done. Do you share the dunny with some less aware of costs person(s) Nev Is that how you work it out? Kaz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSCBD Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 Due to all government's lying about inflation and all other things, you are now limited to the three sheets per person rule! This will then also balance the waste that CASA provides in paper these days and inventing new rules. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bexrbetter Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 It's just the way modern business rolls. Is that how you work it out? Kaz I'm eating my dinner .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pmccarthy Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 I you have to keep the paperwork up to date. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 [ATTACH]47840._xfImport[/ATTACH] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
biggles Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 What's the story here Turbo , or am I missing something ...... Bob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 Just wanted to wake Facthunter up and get him drooling. This pulled into a service station north of Rockhampton this afternoon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabiru7252 Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 Is It just me or are the rolls getting smaller. They way it's going I will just be buying a pack of brown cardboard rolls . Won't be long before we will be back to using the Weekly Times or Argus to finish the job At work, we have been asked to use both sides of the toilet paper as a cost cutting measure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IBob Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 The size of the actual roll is irrelevant over here, now they've invented the dispenser that doesn't... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IBob Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 The size of the actual roll is irrelevant over here, now they've invented the dispenser that doesn't... [ATTACH]47841._xfImport[/ATTACH] A devilish cunning device that forces you to fight, tooth and nail...well, okay, nail...for every square, unless the rolls are installed in a counter-rotating fashion. I know...I was there...( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bexrbetter Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 Toilet paper is magical stuff, it should work as breast enhancment for ladies I believe, simply rub between the breasts and natural enlargemnet should occur. It has certainly worked for my Wife's azz the last 20 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skeptic36 Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 An American Indian goes into the general store and says, "Me need toilet paper." The proprietor replies "I have SuperSoft at $6 for four rolls, or I have No-name at $4 for four rolls." The Indian decides "Me take No-name." Two weeks later, the Indian returns to the store. He says, "Me have name for No-name toilet paper." "What is it?" the owner asks. "John Wayne," says the Indian. "Why John Wayne?" the owner asks. "Because it rough, tough, and take no shit off Indian." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 [ATTACH=full]40860[/ATTACH]A devilish cunning device that forces you to fight, tooth and nail...well, okay, nail...for every square, unless the rolls are installed in a counter-rotating fashion. I know...I was there...( Not only that, the paper is grained to split longitudinally so you get along streamer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guernsey Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 Forget the paper, just use a nice soft paint roller and rinse it when you flush the toilet. Alan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ev17ifly2 Posted January 19, 2016 Author Share Posted January 19, 2016 TP, what's it got to do with toilet paper? LLooks like 350kg of bad taste to me ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IBob Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 Forget the paper, just use a nice soft paint roller and rinse it when you flush the toilet. Alan. Hm...now there's a man thinking outside the cubicle......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pmccarthy Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 At last, the paperless orifice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 Otherwise you get a shitty paint job. Nev Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 Go swimming nude afterwards, if you have nothing on that day. Nev Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty_d Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 The lowest point of reincarnation... the last square of paper on the roll! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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