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A few thoughts about exercise.


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The Importance of walking

Walking can add minutes to your life.
This enables you at 85 years old
To spend an additional 5 months in a nursing
Home at $6,000 per month.

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My grandpa started walking
Five miles a day when he was 60.
Now he's 97 years old
And we have no idea where the hell he is.  
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I like long walks,
Especially when they are taken
By people who annoy me.

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The only reason I would take up walking
Is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.  
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I have to walk early in the morning,
Before my brain figures out what I'm doing...

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Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',
I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

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I do have flabby thighs,
But fortunately my stomach covers them.  
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The advantage of exercising every day
Is so when you die, they'll say,
'Well, he looks good doesn't he.'

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If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
Start with a small country.  

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I know I got a lot of exercise
The last few years,......
Just getting over the hill.

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