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pmccarthy

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  1. Did you send the cotton wool back and ask for the telescope?
  2. I would be undy turd.
  3. pmccarthy

    Brain Teaser

    Seven
  4. pmccarthy

    Brain Teaser

    B
  5. pmccarthy

    Brain Teaser

    I thought it was lightweight bog, that I use for panel repairs.
  6. The electric version will be called Up Yours!
  7. Which reminds of a mate we called c*nt hooks.
  8. Probably lost their wedges.
  9. When I started work you could get a week off work without pay for making a cup of coffee outside of lunch time.
  10. Years ago, there was a sign in some pubs that was written vertically. When you figured it out, it said "read down then up and find out quick that in this bar there is no tick."
  11. All your mates would have to pay the subscription to read your eulogy!
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    Brain Teaser

    Twenty
  13. I agree. It is described as low irritant, but you need something that irritates the buggery out of them.
  14. And nuclear submarines!
  15. pmccarthy

    NT

    Hey Albo….FU in the NT.
  16. In many very old photos you will see a sign which says Walk Around Corners. This was to tell horses or horse drawn vehicles not to trot, canter or gallop. The offence for doing so was Furious Driving.
  17. They used to make us walk through a Condeys Crystal bath in the showers at boarding school.
  18. Kamala chameleon, she comes and goes.
  19. It is supposed to toughen feet.
  20. I am now persuaded that Asymeo is a Russian bot and will ignore it.
  21. If people just backed the winners the world would be a miserable place. Good people can tell the difference between good and evil, in dictators and regimes, and fight for the good.
  22. That'll hold!
  23. Yesterday I read about the Google woman who was giving a speech about AI and was interrupted by her own Google assistant on her phone. I was reading the article out to my wife and the Google assistant in our kitchen piped up asking if we wanted to know more about AI.
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