Quickies part 2

[Marty_d]

Takes care of your furry teeth!

[Litespeed]

I have had hair in my teeth before ...more of a side effect from female pleasure.

[Marty_d]

27 minutes ago, Litespeed said:

I have had hair in my teeth before ...more of a side effect from female pleasure.

She wasn't using the Nair, then

[Litespeed]

Sadly not

[nomadpete]

9 hours ago, Litespeed said:

I have had hair in my teeth before ...more of a side effect from female pleasure.

How do you get rid of unwanted pubic hair?

 

I find a toothpick does the trick.

[old man emu]

12 hours ago, nomadpete said:

all you need to wash your hair is sunlighr soap.

I do wash my hair with a detergent occasionally. I use Johnson's Baby Shampoo since I figure that would be the least aggressive hair wshing product. And it doesn't give me tears!

[facthunter]

People at the Counter must look at you funny, when you buy that.  Nev

[old man emu]

10 minutes ago, facthunter said:

People at the Counter must look at you funny, when you buy that.  Nev

I distract them by throwing in a packet of condoms.

[facthunter]

I suppose you wear an old army Greatcoat with nothing on underneath and have Lollies in the Pockets too. Nev

[facthunter]

An Airline Pilot I once knew went into a Hardware store dressed like that and Ordered a Bottle of Methylated spirits. He rubbed it fondly and asked "I don't suppose you Have a COLD one , do you?" Nev

[red750]

An atheist was out rowing on Loch Ness when the monster came up and almost capsized his boat.

 

The rower shouted "God help me!"

 

The Lord came down and chased the monster away. He turned to the rower and said, "Why did you call for help from me? You don't even believe in me."

 

The rower said, "Fair go, 10 minutes ago I didn't believe in the Loch Ness monster."

[facthunter]

What Form did God assume on that occasion, I wonder.Nev

[nomadpete]

Well, since you asked, god, allah, jehova, yaweh, elihomin, adoahi, El Shaddai, Abbah, (etc, all these come from the bible) can be any form she (or it) wishes. Wot with being an all knowing, all powerful entity, an all.

 

Hope this clears it up for you.

[Marty_d]

Abbah? Yeah they were gods.

[facthunter]

ABBA didn't DO IT for Me.sorry.

  My concern was what form of a god would scare NESSY? You only gave various Names. What does a God look like? If it was a Greek one, Nessy would just eat it. Nev

[old man emu]

3 hours ago, facthunter said:

what form of a god would scare NESSY?

Manannán mac Lir, a sea god, warrior and king of the otherworld in Gaelic (Irish, Manx and Scottish) mythology who is one of the Tuatha Dé Danann.

[facthunter]

Is it of Fearsome Appearance?  It would have to be, because Nessy hasn't read books or travelled widely. She's led a very sheltered life. Nev

[facthunter]

She Must be getting on in years also.  (Aside) I think it's a Myth.  McNev

[old man emu]

1 hour ago, facthunter said:

She Must be getting on in years also.  (Aside) I think it's a Myth.  McNev

She's grown older. Now she's a Ms.

[nomadpete]

7 hours ago, facthunter said:

My concern was what form of a god would scare NESSY?

Oh, I misunderstood. I thought you were suggesting that an all powerful, universe creating god would be able to appear in any form - easily in the form of nessie. (he would if he has a sense of humour)

[red750]

Trump's limo driver got arrested for possession of drugs. They found over 230 pounds of dope in the back seat.