Phil Perry Posted February 10, 2018 Share Posted February 10, 2018 Since a large number of Pubs closed due to the Smoking ban,. . the flavoured Crisps industry took a serious hit, as these were part and parcel of 'Having a couple of Pints'. . .Even as a small child I recall being left in a pub car park with my siblings, ( 1950s )and being given some Cheese and Onion crisps and a bottle of Vimto to keep us quiet whilst the folks had a tipple. . .but lately, the big shops are pushing new flavours with gusto. . . . Sainsbury's UK supermarkets are now selling crisps which are a Gressingham Duck with Hoisin and Plum sauce flavour. Who knew ? . . . .How did we survive without all these amazing flavours to tittilate our tastebuds ? We fought world wars.. . . . Saw men walking on the moon.. . . We managed. . . . . I've even tried Hedgehog flavour,. . .but the SJWs had these withdrawn from sale following a whinge campaign as they have no discernible sense of humour. . . Here endeth the ramble. . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old man emu Posted February 10, 2018 Share Posted February 10, 2018 Smith's Crisps with a pinch of salt in a paper twist? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Perry Posted February 11, 2018 Author Share Posted February 11, 2018 Smith's Crisps with a pinch of salt in a paper twist? Oh Yeah,. . .. used to love them. . .I was most put out one day when there was no salt in the packet though. . . . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted February 11, 2018 Share Posted February 11, 2018 Gave them up years ago .Transfats, salt and starch. .Pretty addictive. Makes you drink more beer. All good? Nev Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty_d Posted February 11, 2018 Share Posted February 11, 2018 I've even tried Hedgehog flavour,. . . A couple of decades ago I worked with this ...er... lady (filthy-minded old biddy, actually). One day she was earwigging on a conversation that a couple of the girls were having, involving their boudoir practices with their boyfriends. Next thing we hear her ask "You gave him a what? A Hedgehog? What the hell is a 'Hedgehog'?" We reminded her of that for several years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadpete Posted February 11, 2018 Share Posted February 11, 2018 Hedgehogs are rather scarce in my boudoir. Am I doing something wrong? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty_d Posted February 11, 2018 Share Posted February 11, 2018 I believe marriage is a sure-fire cure for hedgehogs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadpete Posted February 11, 2018 Share Posted February 11, 2018 Oh dear. I guess the little metal chastity belt on my left hand had something to do with it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old man emu Posted February 11, 2018 Share Posted February 11, 2018 D'err. I had to look that up. I'm used to long flowing tresses. Urban Dictionary: Hedgehogging Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty_d Posted February 12, 2018 Share Posted February 12, 2018 D'err. I had to look that up. I'm used to long flowing tresses.Urban Dictionary: Hedgehogging You're overthinking it OME... the "lady" I worked with simply misheard "head job"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadpete Posted February 13, 2018 Share Posted February 13, 2018 Yeah, but the Urban Dictionary lists a lot of other interesting possibilities! That would never have occurred to me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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