Marty_d Posted May 10, 2023 Share Posted May 10, 2023 Hey all, As I mentioned somewhere else, we had a neighbourhood comedy night last Saturday where everyone got up, did a skit or a joke of some kind. My contribution (with the help of a guitar, and projected Powerpoint behind me) was a song I wrote about one of our least-loved PM's. See if you can guess who it is! If you're really keen, the chords are on the Word document. Make up the tune as you go. Attachments removed by authors request - Admin 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadpete Posted May 10, 2023 Share Posted May 10, 2023 Errr, Marty old mate, have you got a good solicitor.... Yet? 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old man emu Posted May 10, 2023 Share Posted May 10, 2023 Bravo! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted May 11, 2023 Share Posted May 11, 2023 Did you get someone to ask a question and just sit there for about 3 minutes with your head rocking back and forth? after a while he has to say "you aren't saying anything?". Nev 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerry_Atrick Posted May 11, 2023 Share Posted May 11, 2023 It still amazes me how a) he could be voted in and b) how he got away with those slogans like ditch the bitch. Seems Aussies are bery tolerant of their pollies being total dipshits - a bit like the US and the UK, Seeing Bronwyn Bishop in that slide almost brought the onset of PTSD. Amazing that women can bend their rules of men treating women preoperly when there is something in it for them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty_d Posted May 11, 2023 Author Share Posted May 11, 2023 3 hours ago, Jerry_Atrick said: It still amazes me how a) he could be voted in and b) how he got away with those slogans like ditch the bitch. Seems Aussies are bery tolerant of their pollies being total dipshits - a bit like the US and the UK, Seeing Bronwyn Bishop in that slide almost brought the onset of PTSD. Amazing that women can bend their rules of men treating women preoperly when there is something in it for them. Yeah, her and that horrible Mirabella standing together. Mind you I hear old Rishi has done a Bronny, taking a luxury chopper somewhere that would have taken an hour and a quarter by train. Which is ok if the rich bugger wants to pay for it himself, but that one landed on the taxpayers. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerry_Atrick Posted May 11, 2023 Share Posted May 11, 2023 I sort of don't blame him if it is official business. First, security... second, although the time int he air and time in the train are about the same, point to point it may have been a lot quicker; third, you may not get a train anywhere on time, it may break down, or the driver may just not turn up (cue the reason they are striking - lack of conservative investment in the railway and pay to the staff). It was all a cunning plan to allow Sunak to travel by chopper from 10 Downing Street to Westminster. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted May 12, 2023 Share Posted May 12, 2023 Helicopter Bronnie, with a face that sunk 1,000 ships. A Bot only got in by ONE vote. Hockey was 1/2 asleep at the time. EVERYONE thought there's no chance of A Bot becoming PM. We could just as easily get Dutton. It's the Stuff of Nightmares. Nev 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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