Gnarly Gnu Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, “Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.” The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, “What would you want to talk about?” ”Oh, I don’t know,” said the atheist. “How about why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?” as he smiled smugly. “OK,” she said. “Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff – grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?” The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl’s intelligence, thinks about it and says, “Hmmm, I have no idea.” To which the little girl replies, “Do you really feel qualified to discuss why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death, when you don’t know sh#t?” And then she went back to reading her book. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabiru7252 Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 I shall try to remember this for later..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eightyknots Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, “Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.” The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, “What would you want to talk about?” ”Oh, I don’t know,” said the atheist. “How about why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?” as he smiled smugly. “OK,” she said. “Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff – grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?” The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl’s intelligence, thinks about it and says, “Hmmm, I have no idea.” To which the little girl replies, “Do you really feel qualified to discuss why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death, when you don’t know sh#t?” And then she went back to reading her book. I suppose you put this in aviation laughter because there is no theology section in this forum? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PA. Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 I suppose you put this in aviation laughter because there is no theology section in this forum? The aviation laughter section includes the theology and politics sections. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVOCET Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 A The aviation laughter section includes the theology and politics sections. As long as you don't talk theology or politics . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fly_tornado Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 Who says god botherers aren't funny? Everyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazza 38 Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 The horse, cow and deer all have different digestive systems too each other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnarly Gnu Posted October 2, 2014 Author Share Posted October 2, 2014 ^ Here is a smart ass.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fly_tornado Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 GNu you haven't found marine todd yet? salvation is at hand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fly_tornado Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnarly Gnu Posted October 2, 2014 Author Share Posted October 2, 2014 Hmm.... I don't have time to wade through that steaming pile. I think Dazza (who knows his sh#t) would probably agree f_t's posts look about type 7 on the Bristol scale. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fly_tornado Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 Its your favourite joke GNu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rankamateur Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 I suppose you put this in aviation laughter because there is no theology section in this forum? Most of the peoples who read and laughed at this joke are pilots or aircraft enthusiasts, like so many other good jokes on here I think it belongs in this section. This one probrably would cause a bit of discomfort in the theology section anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M61A1 Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 ^ Here is a smart ass.... So he knows his shit....does it mean he knows other stuff? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M61A1 Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 From Sickipedia... I don't understand why all the religious people are whining about the abuse I give them on the internet. Why don't they just pray for me to stop? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yenn Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 Religion is so important, it gives you rules to live by and something to worship. Pity there are so many religions and we can't comply with them all. it is surprising what God can do. I remember the people who walked across the nullarbor, without food or water. When asked how they would survive, they said "God will provide" He did and it was mostly atheists who gave them water and food. So does that make atheists God? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazza 38 Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 I know god is real because the easter bunny told me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eightyknots Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 GNu you haven't found marine todd yet? salvation is at hand Huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fly_tornado Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 atheists knowledge: they always get beaten by the god botherers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M61A1 Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 atheists knowledge: they always get beaten by the god botherers Back to the playing chess with a pigeon concept. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dafydd Llewellyn Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 I assume you know the definition of an agnostic dyslectic insomniac? (Person who lays awake at night, wondering if there really is a Dog . . .) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnarly Gnu Posted October 4, 2014 Author Share Posted October 4, 2014 atheists knowledge: they always get beaten by the god botherers Chief Flapping Turkey has spoken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted October 5, 2014 Share Posted October 5, 2014 You may have proven him right. Nev Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fly_tornado Posted October 5, 2014 Share Posted October 5, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnarly Gnu Posted October 5, 2014 Author Share Posted October 5, 2014 You may have proven him right. Nev Birds of a feather flock together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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