Jerry_Atrick Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 You know, we hear so many oxymorons, spoonerisms and the like, I figured I would start with the quote of the day. Unf, this came from whatchafl which has more digital rights management than a porn site for DT.. so I have to type it out.. Matty Pavlich on the sacking of Freo's coach, Ross Lyon.. Interviewer: "So, you have lived a big part of this club's history; is it the most tumultuous day this club has had?" Matty: "... <blah blah..> that was tumultuous - and huge... " Fair dinkum! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerry_Atrick Posted August 20, 2019 Author Share Posted August 20, 2019 And.. to accept we all succumb to the odd brain fart: Teacher: "Are you feeling nauseous?" Jerry A (an an able bodied around 16 year old).. "Yes, miss.. and I have a stomach ache, too".. Teacher (unbridled laughter).. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yenn Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 I don't know where we are going, but I am sure we will arrive in reverse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 If we don't reverse outta there, we will be in the excrement. Nev Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David2ayo Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 2 of my favourite quotes. "If you were my husband I would poison your tea" "Madam, if I were your husband I would drink it" and .... "Traditionally, most of our imports come from overseas" David Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willedoo Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 Former U.S. President Harry S. Truman had some good ones. Here's a couple of examples: “Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a Republican. But I repeat myself.” “The Republicans believe in the minimum wage - the more the minimum, the better.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted August 24, 2019 Share Posted August 24, 2019 When they come out here to set up businesses, they are appauled that we have a minimum wage in any form. The market fixes all things apparently. It's had enough time to prove it and it has not done so. Same as "must take the lowest quote". That builds Jeeps and Fiats in the US .Slavery built America and they would like to have it back again, especially in the South (hottest Part over there). Nev Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spacesailor Posted August 24, 2019 Share Posted August 24, 2019 Slavery, just changed in that the owner knew they owned you.. Now the owner owns your financials. spacesailor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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