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A woman in her 70's wanted to join a motorcycle club. She walked up to the door and knocked loudly. A big hairy biker with lots of tattoos opened the door. She said, "I'd like to join the club." The biker looked at this elderly lady and said, "Do you have a bike?" She turned and pointed to a black Harley with flame decals on it. The biker looked impressed, He asked, "Do you drink?" She said, "I could drink you lot under the table." "How about smoking?" "Two packets a day, and three joints in the evening." The biker nodded approvingly. "Have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?" he asked. "No." she replied, "But I have been swung around by the nipples a couple of times." He stood aside and invited her in.

Two guys chatting in the pub. "How's your new girlfriend?" "She said she wants to walk down the aisle." "What did you do?" "I took her to the supermarket."

Correct. The apple new the left border is red, not green.

It's Linda Koslowski - ex Mrs Paul Hogan.

When I moved into my new igloo, my friends threw me a surprise housewarming. Now I'm homeless.

Kevin Rudd reveals the four-word mantra governing his approach to Donald Trump https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14760177/Kevin-Rudd-Donald-Trump.html?ito=social-facebook

I've walked the walk, and talked the talk. From now on, I'll sit the sit.

Correct.

If they get 8 each, that's 16. The other 4 are Phoebe's bonus.

Eight is correct. 20 - 4 (Phoebe's bonus) = 16 divided by 2 = 8.

The unmitigated hatred for those who think differently to you.

Spoken like a true MAGA-ite.

Sorry Spacey, that's not right.

Not Shannon.

The expressiion is BLESSING IN DISGUISE.

BREAKING: Donald Trump escalates his fascist assault on Harvard University as it leaks that the White House will soon send a letter to federal agencies ordering them to "identify any contracts with Harvard, and whether they can be canceled or redirected elsewhere." And it gets even worse... A senior administration official informed ABC News of the plans, which comes amidst Trump's escalating war against the legendary university. Harvard is still refusing to provide the MAGA administration with data on its international students, a bold and commendable decision. The letter, which ABC News acquired a copy of, claims that being a federal contractor "comes with the deep responsibility and commitment to abide by all federal laws and ensure the safeguarding of taxpayer money." It alleges that Harvard University "continues to engage in race discrimination, including in its admissions process and in other areas of student life," constituting yet another assault on DEI from this administration. ] Of course, these allegations are just pretext. Trump wants to bring Harvard to heel so that he can mutate it into another bastion of MAGA policy and thought. This is about his accumulation of raw power. The letter orders federal agencies to compile their list of Harvard contracts and suggest action to take by June 6th. The attacks have been relentless. Over the weekend, Trump launched another prong of his institutional siege by threatening to strip $3 billion in allocated funds from Harvard and funnel it to other schools. Last week, Harvard filed a lawsuit challenging Trump's authoritarian and blatantly unconstitutional executive ordered that barred the school from teaching international students. One need not care about Harvard as a school to care about this issue. This is a story about gross White House overreach, about a president who isn't content to simply tank the global economy with tariffs and alienate our allies on the world stage. He won't be satisfied until he controls every aspect of American society. If we don't stand up now, it will soon be too late to do anything at all. Facebook member group Occupy Democrats

The Coalition has reformed, but Barnaby and Michael McCormack missed out on a guernsey in the shadow cabinet.

Correct, first letter of every line.

Just announced that Jackie Lambie has retained her Senate seat against Pauline Hanson's daughter.

Love your birdbath simile, onetrack, spot on.