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For Pun Lovers... smiles for the day.

 

SIGN IN A SHOE REPAIR STORE IN VANCOUVER READS:

 

"We will heel you, We will save your sole, We will even dye for you."

 

A SIGN ON A BLINDS AND CURTAIN TRUCK:

 

"Blind man driving."

 

Sign over a Gynecologist’s Office:

 

"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

 

In a Podiatrist's office:

 

"Time wounds all heels."

 

On a Septic Tank Truck:

 

"Yesterday's Meals on Wheels!"

 

At an Optometrist's Office:

 

"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

 

On a Plumber's truck:

 

"We repair what your husband fixed."

 

On another Plumber's truck:

 

"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."

 

At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:

 

"Invite us to your next blow out."

 

On an Electrician's truck:

 

"Let us remove your shorts."

 

In a Non-smoking Area:

 

"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action."

 

At a Car Dealership:

 

"The best way to get back on your feet -- miss a car payment."

 

Outside a Muffler Shop:

 

“No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

 

In a Veterinarian's waiting room:

 

"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

 

At the Electric Company:

 

"We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time.

 

However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted."

 

In a restaurant window:

 

"Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up."

 

In the front yard of a Funeral Home:

 

"Drive carefully. We'll wait..."

 

At a Propane Filling Station:

 

"Thank Heaven for little grills."

 

In a Chicago Radiator Shop:

 

"Best place in town to take a leak."

 

And the best one for last:

 

Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:

 

"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises."

 

 

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I had the choice of here or Silly Signs. Some are more clever than silly.

 

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The next batch.

 

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