Phil Perry
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There's Rare, Medium Rare, Done, and Well Done. . . .I like it 'DONE' . .With black Pepper sauce and Garlic Button Mushrooms . . . I was invited to an old style pub a while ago, they had big jars of Pickled Onions & Pickled Eggs free on the bar. . .along with bowls of Crisps and salted peanuts to compliment their seven draught Real Ales . . . .PROPER PUB !
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Err,. . No thanks mate. . .I've never liked raw fish, Nor Rare Steak either . . .f you're going to cook something, then bloody well cook it ! Phil. (istine)
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Took my wife to the doctors today to sort out her tourettes syndrome. .. after many tests, it turns out she doesn't have it and I really AM a Twot, and she really DOES want me to Eff off. . .. (Sad face)
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Around 23 mins run time. . .Lovely old bikes and other vehicles, done on the style of wartime information films.
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Good news. Article in Private Eye claims that research in California has shown that feeding cattle small amounts of seaweed stops 99% of the methane in their farts. Does this mean that we can binge on steak again without any feelings of guilt about wrecking the planet ? > ( Next door Neighbour's wife asks if the same additive works on Husbands too. . . )
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I asked a Chap from the Central African Republic why they had a Ministry of Shipping.... He said, "Why not,. . . the UK has a Ministry of Justice . . ."
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Don't get me wrong here, But I LIKE Donald Trump.
Phil Perry replied to Phil Perry's topic in Politics
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Seemed like a Great idea. . .wonder where it all went wrong. . .( Rhet )
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I googled 'Welsh Pornography'. . . .and ended up on Ewe Tube. . .
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I remember the PPRuNe joke about the airline captain having his bottle of Tabasco confiscated at the time of the liquids on planes panic and commenting that the authorities were obviously worried that if his FO brought a bottle of Worcestershire sauce on board, that they might be able to cook up a Condiment of Mass Destruction on the flight deck.
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Once went out with a homeless girl. Sadly it didn't work out as we could never go back to her place . . . .
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Back when I was a rock band guitar hero, I was having an after gig drink in the bar and was approached by two lovely ladies who asked if I fancied a 'Theesome' I said, no thanks. . . . I mean, If I wanted to disappoint TWO people at once,. . I'd go out to dinner with my parents. . ..
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When Lord Nelson died he was 5 feet tall. His statue atop Nelson's Column in London's Trafalgar Square, is 15 feet tall. That's Horatio of 3:1. . . .
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As I suspected, someone has been secretly adding soil to my garden. The plot thickens. . . .
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Don’t use “beef stew” as a computer password. It’s not stroganoff. . . .
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Why does your mate call you The Donkey? Ee-aw, ee-aw, ee-always calls me that. . .
