Phil Perry

Yeah we heard about THAT product description from a Neighbour who emigrated ( To Melbourne ) 3 years before we did. Shame I lost touch after staying with his family on Vermont for a couple weeks while I got a job and a shack in Boronia. . nice big quarter acre block too . . . Learning to speak and partially understand 'OZ talk' was an interesting progression.. .and we rarely went out in the evening forgetting the Aerogard . . .we got used to smelling like paraffin heaters ( Ooops. . Kerosene ) afterwards,. . it was kinda cute . . .

The mafia forced my brother to go on a creative writing course. They made him an author, he couldn't refuse. . . .

No, but I got a got of laarfs from co-workers when I asked what the hell a 'BRIQUETTE' was. . . . Durex ? ? = CELLOTAPE.

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Shortly after Wifey and I fronted up off the convict ship at Port Melbourne, it soon became apparent that Australians had sightly different names for certain items. A pint of Lager and a packet of Cheese and Onion Crisps, became 'A Schooner of beer and a bag of Chips. Choc Ice = Eskimo Pie. . . Wafer = Kreem Between Bottle of Pop = Mineral Pommie = Barstard. . . Soooo confusing to Newbies. . .

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( Encouraged as I am. . .) . My mate told me that a fish jumped out of the sea and slapped him in the face. To be honest, that sounds like codswallop. .

Went to the Zoo today with my kids saw a baguette in a cage Zoo Keeper told me 'It was bread in captivity'

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We have a lefty media frenzy here, with regard to a 15 yer old girl who travelled to Syria and 'Married' an ISIS fighter ( From Holland ! ). Now that ISIS have been all but destroyed, she's in a Kurdish Prison cmp with her new baby, and is begging forgiveness and wants to return to live in the UK with her parents,. . her Dad, is a well known Jihadi extremost who has nbeen photographed at demonstrations against the UK Govt.. . . The Lefty BBC s championing her corner, saying that she is BrItish, and HAS to be brought back to the hated UK. Give him his due, our muslim Home Secretary Sajid Javid, has removed her British Citizenship and refused to allow her to return with her Jihadi spawn. . . but the UK media are going apecrap about it. . .as one would expect. The Dutch are saying that if Hubby comes back to Europe, he will be jailed as a Jihadi immediately, so it looks like SOME justice may actually be taking place, although we still have up to 30,00 people on the Jihadi 'Watch List'. . .what ever that means. . . Those cynics mongst us are expecting that both of them will be secreted back into the country anyhow. . .such is the progress of the great population replacement programme. . . I don't thing that this will end well. . .

I've decided to sell all my chiropractic magazines,. . .. If you want some. . . I have loads of back issues.

I have an annoying problem with both eyes. The eyes feel 'Sticky' all the time, and I wake up with them seemingly filled with a gritty substance which can only be removed with a flannel in warm water. I'm still suffering with slightly blurred vision in one eye, fortunately not my dominant one. otherwise I'd ont be able to drive. It started around 3 weeks back, and I was told that the local GP Surgery ( NHS ) had no appointments available for FOUR weeks. . so I went to see an Optician, after seeing a leaflet at the local surgery which purported to treat 'Minor Eye Problems' The chap had a look at both eyes and then prescribed some treatments. 1) some goo in a tube to apply under both eyelids. 2) Some drops sealed in tiny plastic ampoules. 3) A box of antiseptic Wipes sealed in individual single use packets. The goo was useless, it made me effectively blind for 8 hours until it was washed away with eyewash from the local supermarket. . The 'Drops' were identified by a neighbour as being standard for those wearing contact lenses, to be used just prior to inserting same. No active ingredient to treat the actual problem. . . The Antiseptic Wipes are OK but I've only got 5 left. This lot cost £48.00. I don't usually pay for prescriptions as I'm over 65, but apparently this didn't apply at a private Opticians. . .Fair enough but it didn't work. Rang the surgery for an appointment and got quoted SIX weeks. NOW this is just for a referral to an Eye hospital, as our surgery has NO occulists at all. So it's a 2 minute job to do this . .. If I front up at the nearest Eye hospital, they won't see me without a referral from my GP surgery unless I have an arrow sticking in my eye. . . .catch 22. . What a load of Bollox. . .

There IS a way to fix this problem, if only the PTB would take it up. . this is to take out all the ambulance chasing Law firms, and shoot all the bosses. Simple.

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Dear Mr. Octave, I saw this post and was surprised that a couple of aussies were arguing a different view, us knowing that the scIence is definitely settled. Indeed it was only the fact that the proponents were Australian that piqued my interest,. . I KNEW what the response would be before I posted it. Bast of luck with the settled science bit by the way,. .. this has a habit of being unsettled as more data becomes generally available. ( That which is allowed to be published that is ) The Earth actually orbits the sun. . . . and I believe this to be a cogent argument until a better one is P R OV E N beyond any absolute doubt. In the meantime, anthropomorphic climate change, causing rising sea levels is still in the discussion stage Let us keep it that way, until a definitive, Provable answer is found..

Sea level data ALTERED by scientists to create false impression of rising oceans

Currently inventing a "smart drawer" that gets your clothes out for you. Will keep you posted as things unfold. . . .

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An Indian builder has fallen through the roof at a Lionel Richie concert ! A spokesman said "The last thing I saw was Dan Singh on the ceiling"

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