Phil Perry

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Those metal / plastic letters are fixed using simplefix stud fasteners, which are drilled through a paper or thin fabric drilling pattern. the pattern is the torn away and plasplugs are fitted into all the holes. Each letter has a sequence number written on the rear. I could imagine that the example shown could have happened if the fitter mis-counted the centre set of holes ! These ballz ups have occurred, especially as the pattern is rolled out bit by bit and you may be working from a single ladder.. I KNOW as I've been personally responsible for doing it ! This actual picture COULD well be a photoshop but I've seen much worse in my graphics supply experience !

[ATTACH]50236._xfImport[/ATTACH] Not a photoshop. . .( I'd never heard of it though TBF ) Bullyhole Bottom - Wikishire

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I'm currently dating 2 anorexic girls. Two birds, . . . One stone.

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My mate with a stutter was telling us about his Nan. . . . . By the end of it we were all singing 'Hey Jude'.

More heresy. . .these people are Crazy. . .but what would you expect from yanks. . .

More Heresy. . . .hasn't anyone told this ex Greenpeace clown that the science is settled beyond any argument ? Burn the witch !

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I have a confession to make. I never learned the whole alphabet. I don't know why.

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When walking along country roads with her horse, Stella notices how the traffic kindly slows right down. . . [ATTACH]50201._xfImport[/ATTACH]

A description of the United Kingdom ( By a North Londoner ) [ATTACH]50200._xfImport[/ATTACH]

Jules Verne. . '2000 LEAGUES UNDER THE SEA. . . .' He was referring to Nautical Miles. .. Who Knew ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

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The wife "Your snoring was so loud last night" Me "I imagined so the number of times you woke me up to tell me I was snoring" Me "I'll go out and get some earplugs" The wife "I don't think they'll do any good to be honest" Me "Oh I don't know, I won't be able to hear you telling me I'm snoring"

PM Boris says we're going back to Imperial units of measurement, so I found this handy chart which tourists from metricationalised countries might find useful. . . ( Lengths only, sorry ) [ATTACH]50198._xfImport[/ATTACH]

My apologies if this is one of yours Peter. . . [ATTACH]50197._xfImport[/ATTACH]

My Brother hates this song,. . and for the life of me. . .I don't know why. . . .I must be an Old romantic. . .

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German media quick off the mark. . .they really don't like boris. . .[ATTACH]50194._xfImport[/ATTACH]