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So no movement equals no light. On the subject of Toilet Humor, I was on the toilet one night and my wife asked me, "Will I be long?" I replied, "No, those tablets I bought on the Internet haven't worked."

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He made a grave mistake parking there.

I would go forward in time and see who turned up at my funeral.

[ATTACH]48675._xfImport[/ATTACH] Reminds me of the time I was as the local swimming pool and thought I would have a sneaky pee in the deep end. Well the lifeguard saw me and blew his whistle so loud I almost fell in.

If I had a 24 can slab of beer and someone asked for 2, how many I would now have? 24, he can buy his own beers.

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A young doctor moved to a small community to replace a doctor who was retiring. The older doctor suggested that the younger one accompany hiim on his rounds to introduce him to the community. At the first house the woman complains “ I’ve been a little sick and have a sore stomach” The older doctor says “well you’ve obviously been over doing the fresh fruit Mrs Smith, cut back on the amount you are eating and we’ll see if that does the trick.” As they left the younger doctor said, “that was brilliant, you didn’t actually examine her but you came up with that diagnosis so quickly” “I didn’t have to” the old man said, “you noticed I dropped my stethoscope on the floor? When I bent over to pick it up I noticed half a dozen banana skins in the rubbish, its more than likely whats making her sick” “That’s clever” said the young doctor, “I’m going to try that”. Arriving at the next house they chatted with a much younger, more attractive woman, She said that she just didn't have the energy she normally did and she was feeling really run down lately. The young doctor said “You’ve probably been doing too much work for the church, maybe cut back a bit and see if that helps”. The old doctor was impressed and said, I know that woman well and she is very active in the church and the community but how did you arrive at that diagnosis” “I did what you did Doctor”, he said “I dropped my stethoscope and when I bent down to pick it up I noticed the minister naked under the bed”.

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We could hypothesize about this for infinity.

What you would be after is a liquid tape electrical insulation system? Clicky clicky.

Is that why they are called knock shops?

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Anyway the Pigeon takes his bird food the the checkout and the checkout chick says "That will be $4.95" to which the Pigeon says "Put it on the Duck's bill."

I suffer from CDO, it's like OCD but the letters are in the correct order.

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You are correct, here are the facts. There were two fellas working for the city council, one would dig a hole, the other would follow behind him and fill it in. They worked furiously all day without rest, one guy digging a hole, the other guy filling it in again. An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't understand what they were doing. So he asked the hole digger, "I appreciate the effort you're putting into your work, but what's the story? You dig a hole and your partner follows behind and fills it up again. The hole digger wiped his brow and sighed, "Well, normally we're a three-man team, but the bloke who plants the trees is off sick today!" This is the silly picture thread so a post must contain a picture or it wouldn't be silly. [ATTACH]48263._xfImport[/ATTACH]

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Reminds me of this episode of Big Bang.

To boldly come where no man has come before.