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Easy on the eyes ... One of those things could take an eye out.

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Say it as many times as you like but I doubt that any person here will have changed their position. Me? I think I will keep believing the earth is more than 6,000 years old and that there is no God worthy of my honor.

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Surely it doesn't take twenty something females to drive a Hyundai Excel?

So 90 km/h should also work.

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I just knew this story was going to turn to sh!t.

Only if she has a hand in the offense.

Q. Is having sex with a prostitute and then not paying her Rape or Shoplifting? Just asking for a friend.

Thank God it's OK to ejaculate with another person before going to church, otherwise very few priest would be there.

Is it really that hard? Google Translate When you see some people you do have to wonder how slow were the sperm they beat? [ATTACH]47989._xfImport[/ATTACH] Prayer is an act of doubt, not an act of faith. For if you really trusted your God's plan you wouldn't pray for anything.

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I have decided to challenge myself with the Ride for a Reason charity ride. As part of the Tour Down Under each year the Cancer Council have a charity ride covering 150 km on the Friday of the Tour. I would appreciate any tax deductible sponsorship donations that you can make. Please visit my fundraising page Ride for a reason to make a donation. This is further than I have ridden in a single day so I need to get out there and start some endurance training. Thanks for any support you can give. Peter

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How do you tell when a Volvo driver is about to turn left? His windscreen wipers come on. How do you know when it's raining ahead? The Volvo left indicator come on. This reminds me of the Italian yacht in the America's Cup. The other teams always knew when they were about to tack, the Italian crew would all throw the cigarettes overboard.

Sister Mary Katherine entered the Monastery of Silence. The Priest said,"Sister, this is a silent monastery. You are welcome here as long as you like ,but you may not speak until I direct you to do so." Sister Mary Katherine lived in the monastery for 5 years before the Priest said to her, "Sister Mary Katherine, you have been here for 5 years. You can speak two words." Sister Mary Katherine said, "Hard bed." 'I'm sorry to hear that," the Priest said, "We will get you a better bed." After another 5 years, Sister Mary Katherine was called by the Priest. "You may say another two words, Sister Mary Katherine." "Cold food," said Sister Mary Katherine, and the Priest assured her that the food would be better in the future. On her 15th anniversary at the monastery, the Priest again called Sister Mary Katherine into his office. "You may say two words today". "I quit," said Sister Mary Katherine. "It's probably for the best", said the Priest, "You've done fook all but moan since you've been here.."

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"Jesus Loves You." Nice to hear in church but not in a Mexican prison.

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