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I had my patience tested. I'm negative.

Correct. One Two Three..........Seven Eight. A bat and ball cost $1.10 in total. The bat costs one dollar more than the ball. How much does the ball cost?

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I said that and was roundly admonished.

Got a reply this morning. He has been working 12-14 hour days and hasn't had a chance to get on the forums. He says he's fine.

Sent him an email last night.

Yes again Marty. Now try this one. What letter comes next in this sequence? O T T F F S S

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Did a double-take at the supermarket today. Walking down an aisle, a ticket caught my eye which I thought said RABBI TEARS. I went back to check, and it said RABBIT EARS. It was the petfood aisle.

You haven't read all the comments on that group. And I have a former female work colleague here in Melbourne with whom I am a Facebook friend, and she has posted a couple of times that ALL men are cheaters and she is glad she stayed single. Also complains about unsolicited dick pics. I called her out on the "ALL MEN" bit in a PM. She never replied.

Lee Mack's joke while people were thinking about the anagram question was, "Anagram is an anagram of anagram if you swap the A's around." Right on both counts, Marty. I'm late responding because I was at the Men's Shed and the NBN was out, so no internet. Next question: Mo plays rock paper scissors against Lesley. Mo does rock, then paper, then scissors Lesley does paper, then scissors, then rock What is the final score? 1-1 Draw 2-1 to Mo 3-0 to Lesley

A couple of posters have alluded to a difference in expectations and actions. I have been getting posts on Facebook from an American group called Feminine News. One of the discussions has been about sexual expectations in marriage (and other relatioships). The women's point of view is, it's my body, I'll do what I want with it. If I say no, I mean no. The opposing male view is, I married you and vowed off all others, I am entitled to it when I want it. Single men think they are entitled to it without putting a ring on the finger.The new cry from women is that if they were lost in the woods and had to choose between a man and a bear, they would pick the bear. There has to be compromise. Both points of view have some merit, but it requires the understanding by both that there may be good reasons for their decisions, and they need to discuss them logically. Unfortunately women are feeling that ALL men are toxic, and and men are felling that ALL women are b****es.

Stolen from Facebook…… ‘The young woman who submitted the tech support message below (about her relationship to her husband) presumably did it as a joke. Then she got a reply that was way too good to keep to herself. The tech support people's love advice was hilarious and genius! The query: Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as: NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and House cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do? Signed: Desperate The response (that came weeks later out of the blue)… Dear Desperate, First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter command: I thought you loved me.html and try to download Tears 6.2. Do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. However, remember, overuse of the Tears application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download Snoring Loudly Beta version. Whatever you do, DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Mother-In-Law 1.0 as it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources. In addition, please do not attempt to re-install the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0. Good Luck Tech Support

That's right Pete. Next question: Which of these is an anagram of a day of the week? DUSTY TEA WEEDY DAWN SHADY RUT I know some of these are too easy, but you might be surprised how many contestants get them wrong. Twenty five of the 100 contestants in the latest episode of the UK version got this one wrong, and it was the simplest of the lot, the first question of the episode: Which word below has the most vowels? Vowel Consonant Letter.

Right on, Marty. 30 seconds, remember. In which word below are the letters not in alphabetical order? Glory Almost Begins Eight

How many times does the letter ‘A’ appear in the in the numbers from 1 to 100 when spelled out?

Most laptops and some desktops don't have DVD drives, they went out with button-up boots.

I only save photos that I want to post straight away, eg. funny photos for this forum, to my hard drive. Once posted, they can be deleted. All my personal photos, and my aircraft photos for RecFly are saved to an external USB hard drive. Instantly transferrable between PC's.

Sure you're not cheating? Correct.