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Stolen from Facebook…… ‘The young woman who submitted the tech support message below (about her relationship to her husband) presumably did it as a joke. Then she got a reply that was way too good to keep to herself. The tech support people's love advice was hilarious and genius! The query: Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as: NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and House cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do? Signed: Desperate The response (that came weeks later out of the blue)… Dear Desperate, First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter command: I thought you loved me.html and try to download Tears 6.2. Do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. However, remember, overuse of the Tears application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download Snoring Loudly Beta version. Whatever you do, DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Mother-In-Law 1.0 as it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources. In addition, please do not attempt to re-install the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0. Good Luck Tech Support

That's right Pete. Next question: Which of these is an anagram of a day of the week? DUSTY TEA WEEDY DAWN SHADY RUT I know some of these are too easy, but you might be surprised how many contestants get them wrong. Twenty five of the 100 contestants in the latest episode of the UK version got this one wrong, and it was the simplest of the lot, the first question of the episode: Which word below has the most vowels? Vowel Consonant Letter.

Right on, Marty. 30 seconds, remember. In which word below are the letters not in alphabetical order? Glory Almost Begins Eight

How many times does the letter ‘A’ appear in the in the numbers from 1 to 100 when spelled out?

Most laptops and some desktops don't have DVD drives, they went out with button-up boots.

I only save photos that I want to post straight away, eg. funny photos for this forum, to my hard drive. Once posted, they can be deleted. All my personal photos, and my aircraft photos for RecFly are saved to an external USB hard drive. Instantly transferrable between PC's.

Sure you're not cheating? Correct.

Two elderly Irish drinking buddies are sitting at the pub pondering on the future. One says to the other, “You know Mr. O’Shea, we’ve had great sport together for many years. It just came to mind that should it be I who should happen to go first, it would mean a great deal to me if you would say a few kind words at me grave.” The other friend responds, “That I’ll do, Mr.O’Donnel, that I’ll do. But should it be I who should happen to go first, for old times sake I’d be forever grateful if you would pour a bottle of fine Irish whiskey over me grave.” The friend responds, “That I’ll do. That I’ll do. But would you mind it so much if it should happen to pass through me kidneys first?”

I don't know if this helps, I just did a Google search. https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/technology/how-to-disable-onedrive-in-windows-11/ar-BB1jIO8T I hate how things just go to the cloud. Every time I plug my iPhone into the computer it starts transferring madly I have to hit cancel quickly. Must check this out on my laptop. I'm at the Men's Shed at the moment.

I saw one of those Star Wars pun memes where Capt. Picard says, "England transported all their Colin's to India, Australia, Africa and America." His 2 I.C said, "Why?" "Because they wanted to Colinise the world." Yes, I know it's stupid, they all are.

Dave died in 2005, so that clip would be at least 20 old, probably more. Not long before that we were laughing at Arthur Dunger (Paul Hogan) and Coln Carpner (Kim Gyngell).

So we sit back and watch leaders like Putin and Xi swallow up small countries near and far till they are so big they are unbeatable and are knocking on our door with a stick big enough to smash us to smithereens.

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