A husband walks into Victoria’s Secret to buy his wife a sheer nightgown.
The clerk shows him several options ranging from $250 to $500 - the more sheer, the higher the price.
He picks the sheerest one for $500 and heads home.
He gives it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, try it on, and model it for him.
Upstairs, his wife thinks, "It's so sheer it might as well be nothing!
I'll just model naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself."
She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.
The husband looks up and says, "Good grief! For $500, you'd think they'd at least iron it!"
He didn't see the punch coming and should be able to see out of at least one eye by the weekend.