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Here's a sneaky one. RNICROSOFT

My anti-virus blocks dozens of links, but not this one.

Good for a giggle though.

That came from MS News.

On the eve of impeachment.... https://uktalkin.com/supreme-court-strikes-trump-faces-impeachment-as-constitutional-crisis-erupts-washington-is-on-edge-tonight-as-the-supreme-courts-bombshell-ruling-has-thrown-donald-trumps/

Raining here again today.

Never ridden a motorbike. My son has one in the garage, but hasn't ridden it in about 10 years.

S Beaver Lee H(ill) Billies The Beverly Hillbillies.

I mentioned a couple of weeks ago how the fish and chip shop misspelled my name. Tonight I ordered our usual fortnightly meal, and clearly gave my first name. When I went to collect it, there it was in the warmer, the exact order, with the number they had given me over the phone. The name on it? BAKER. Today was our annual parish fete. I used to work at the fete for years, a few years ago, in the counting room where I recorded the takings from the various stalls, and giving the counters a total to balance against. My kids went to the parish primary school, and I used to recognise about 2 out of every five people at the fete. I was there over an hour today and only saw one person I knew. Admittedly I haven't been to mass for many years. My wife was the Catholic in the family.

Read the t-shirt.

On Veterans Day, the anus tangerinus was greeting the man who organised the Al Quaida attacks, which killed many servicemen, in the Oval Office. What an insult.

It's likely started some time ago.

A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what boys and girls do on back roads some distance from town. Things were getting hot and heavy when the girl stopped the boy. “I really should have mentioned this earlier. Actually, I'm a hooker and charge $20.00 for sex." she said. The boy just looked at her for a couple of seconds, but then reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing and they did their thing. After the cigarette, the boy just sat in the driver’s seat looking out the window. “Why aren’t we going anywhere?” asked the girl. “Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I’m actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25.”

Florida is experiencing a lot of iguanas dropping of trees due to the weather. Meanwhile, in Australia, scientists in SE Qld have discovered evidence pf drop crocs. " The oldest crocodile eggshells ever uncovered in Australia are shedding light on an ancient species that hunted in forests and might also have been "drop crocs", leaping onto their prey from trees. Found by scientists digging in clay pits near the southeast Queensland town of Murgon, the shell fragments are from now-extinct mekosuchine crocodiles. They dominated Australia's inland waters 55 million years ago, with modern saltwater and freshwater crocs only arriving 3.8 million years ago." _Canberra Times.

Hi, Cliff's the name. Drop over some time.