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  1. red750

    Quickies part 2

    Before I was married I would sit at the traffic lights for hours because I had no-one to tell me the lights had changed.
  2. red750

    Brain Teaser

    Well done. That's correct.
  3. You need bird netting, available from Bunnings.
  4. red750

    Brain Teaser

    Correct.
  5. red750

    Brain Teaser

    Correct. What are you doing?
  6. red750

    Funny videos

    lost ear.mp4
  7. red750

    Brain Teaser

  8. red750

    Quickies part 2

    I got a new phone. My daughter said, "Get your contacts and I'll put them in for you." I said, "I don't wear contacts. I wear glasses."
  9. Terence Stamp, who made his name as an actor in 1960s London and went on to play the arch-villain General Zod in the Hollywood hits Superman and Superman II, has died aged 87, his family said. The Oscar-nominated actor starred in films ranging from Pier Paolo Pasolini’s Theorem in 1968 and A Season in Hell in 1971 to The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert in 1994, in which he played trans woman Bernadette Bassenger.
  10. I have a pacemaker. In 2011, I collapsed in the front hallway. I recovered quickly and my daughter drove me up to the doctors office, where I had an ECG which showed my heartrate at 30 bpm. The doctor called an ambulance to take me to hospital and I had a pacemaker installed the next morning. I have a monitor beside the bed which reports any abnormalities to my cardiologists office. I've only had one instance where I have been contacted and asked to come in for a checkup. I take a blood thinner tablet daily (Apixaban). I also take a Metoprolol tablet twice a day.
  11. It matched all balls with the correct bins. Had problems recording the video. With videos on Facebook, you can't copy the link, so I use the video option of Snipping Tool to take a screen grab and save that. Hit the stop button a few seconds early.
  12. Just to prove that crows aren't the only clever birds, watch this parrot. c;lever parrot.mp4
  13. red750

    Quickies part 2

    No, I didn't proofread. Was meant to be "perfect". Lucky Freudian slip.
  14. red750

    Quickies part 2

    A mother found the pewrfect way to make her 7 year old behave in church. Halfway through a boring sermon, the kid began getting fidgety. The mother leaned over and whispered, "Behave yourself or the pastor will lose his place and have to start over." The kid snapped into line immediately.
  15. red750

    Quickies part 2

    A guy goes into a pub and slumps at the bar. "What will you have?" asks the barman. "Just give me a beer." said the man. The barman asks. "Why are you so down tonight?" The man replied, "My wife and I had an argument, and she said she wouldn't speak to me for a month." "What's wrong with that?" asked the barman. "The month is up tonight." repied the man.
  16. red750

    Brain Teaser

    Correct. The red circle around the contestant means it timed out.
  17. red750

    Brain Teaser

    Sorry, no.
  18. red750

    Brain Teaser

    Some people can solve them with 1 or 2 letters. Others keep milking it till only 1 letter is still missing, losing it all on a BANKRUPT or LOSE A TURN.
  19. red750

    Brain Teaser

    T,I,N,G, L and E are already out.
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