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Trump renames Lake Ontario Lake America. https://www.facebook.com/share/r/19XA3YFS3W/

Correct. Sorry for the delay, I've been a bit distracted. Here's something a little different.

One winter's evening we found an straggly cat at our door. 
She was a sorry sight indeed. 
Starving and dirty, she smelled terribly and all her fur all matted in lumps. 
We felt so sorry for her so we put her in a carrier and took 
her to the vet. 
 We didn't know what to call her so we named her 'Pussycat.'

 The vet decided to keep her for a day or so. 
He said he would let us know 
when we could come and get her.

 My husband (the complainer) said, 
'OK, but don't forget to wash her, she stinks.' 
He reminded the vet that it was his WIFE (me) that wanted the dirty cat, not him.

 My husband and my Vet have never seen eye to eye. The vet calls my husband 
'El-Cheap-O', and my husband calls the vet 'El-Charge-O'.
 
They love to hate each other and constantly 'snipe' at one another, with my 
husband getting in the last word on this particular occasion.
 
 The next day my husband had an appointment with his doctor, 
who is located in the same building, next door to the vet.

 The MD's waiting room and office was full of people waiting to see the 
doctor. 
A side door opened and the vet leaned in - he had obviously
seen my husband arrive.

 He looked straight at my husband and in a loud voice said,

'Your wife's pussy doesn't stink any more. We washed and shaved it, and
now she smells like a rose. Oh, and, by the way, I think she's pregnant.
 God only knows who the father is!' Then he closed the door.


This video is incredible. I didn't know where to put it. It is brilliant. So accurate. I hope you can view it. https://www.facebook.com/reel/1366620815311013

Another couple from America are Jay and Pamela. They have their own TV series on Foxtel. Both were born with Osteogenesis Imperfecta Type 3. Both were expected to live only a few weeks, definitely less than a year. He is now 31, she is 33. They met on social media, and are now married. He is transgender, born female. He was in hospital recently, and she got her drivers license while he was there. Below is their wedding photo, with their dog, Cheddar.

Actor Tim Curry passed away on August 25 aged 80. Starred in The Rocky Horror movie.

Original host of Channel Nine's "Getaway", Bettina 'Tina' Dalton, dies following a short illness.

Trump is lowering American flags to half mast for one week to honour Dolly Parton.

Sometimes we don't know how lucky we are. We often have gripes about this and that, but life and nature can throw some people incredible problems, yet thet learn to cope with them and get on with life. Some are not expected to live a few days or more when born, but somehow live on into their 40's and 50's. A new series on Foxtel highlights these Extreme Humans. There have only been 2 episodes so far, each dealing with 2 persons/couples, but the show runs every Monday. Here are the people shown so far. From Turkiye, the world's tallest woman at 7ft 1in. She is 29, and studying computer science. She is so tall, she cannot sit in a car, she travels in a van, lying in the back on a matress. She has the largest ears. This couple from Brazil hold the Guinness World Record for the smallest couple in the world. They are both only 2ft 11in tall, yet live a comparatively normal life. The husband can drive, they go to the supermarket to do their shopping, they have to ask for help to reach items above the 4th shelf. They use a kiddies shopping trolley. When the husband puts the shopping in the car, his head is no higher than the rear seat. Naturally, door handles, benches and the sink in their home are lowered to their level. This girl from America is amazing. Her legs were badly deformed at birth and she gets around walking in her hands. Callipers on her legs as a child did not improve things. But she can drive an automatic car and rides horses. This chap from Brazil wasn't expected to live more than a couple of days at birth, but he is 48. The photos illustrate the contorted effects he has had to live with. It makes you wonder...and be grateful.

This is a TV advert post, but does involve dogs. I don't know how Toyota are still running the Pied Piper ad with dogs chasing a HiLux ute down the road and jumping aboard. I thought they were told to withdraw it in February because it breaks road rules. Dogs in a ute must be tethered.

These games are hilarious. https://www.facebook.com/share/v/1JpZu9jdBz/

What's the difference between a toilet and a waitress? A toilet only has to deal with one a**hole at a time.

Very close, but a bit small.

Yes you did - initially.

The freyed knot was the responce to Nev suggestion, and applies to Marty's also.

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Answer previously given. It was correct.

Correct Nev.

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