Abraham Lincoln did not die because he was shot. He did because all the doctors kept putting their dirty fingers in his wound so he did due to infection.
Caution. The attached graphic contains a naughty word and very naughty word. But it does contain humor for non believers.
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Some people should be locked up. Saw this in North Adelaide yesterday.
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Just looking at the picture now and seeing the mail slots, maybe I misunderstood the sign?
Three elderly ladies walking through the park when a man jumps out from behind a bush and flashes them. Two had a stroke but the third one wasn't quick enough.
A married man's prayer :
Dear God,
You gave me childhood, You took it away
You gave me youth, You took it away.
You gave me a wife ... It’s been years now, just reminding You.
Here is a picture of Ricky Gervais with some words next to it.
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If flying was possible in the times of Cleopatra then we would have a God of flying and it would be so much safer. Dam those Egyptians for not thinking ahead.
No idea whats happens to the 10¢ that's not collected but it's worth it to have the cleanest state in Australia. Now we just need to get a 10¢ deposit on dog turds.
The 10 cent refund works very well here in sunny South Oz. You do not see a can or bottle or flavoured milk carton anywhere except in the bags on bikes and in shopping trolleys being taken to the recycling depots. How else do you think people can afford to fly in the Unemployed State? Been going for years, originally at 5 cents.