Maybe this report?
https://chaser.com.au/world/trump-really-hoping-he-gets-an-order-of-australia-this-year/
Not exactly serious.
Trump wouldn't have a clue what awards Australia has anyway, although if he can't get a Nobel Peace prize for all the wars he's stopped singlehandedly, he might be tempted by a Victoria Cross for his meritorious actions in the field. Of course he'd have to settle for bronze instead of gold, so that might be a problem.