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Guernsey

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  1. Now I am really confused. Will my next ultralight be powered by solar cells in the wings charging matchbox size batteries that run for eight hours, be fitted with wind powered props to charge batteries when there is no sun or have a small nuclear chip which runs the engine for six years ? Alan.
  2. I recon that if you sewed on three more peeks (peaks) one at the back and one on each side that should do the trick. . Alan the mad hatter.
  3. A 12.2 inch tablet ???... I find that a bit hard to swallow. . Alan.
  4. Holy mackerel there are some dangerous places to live up there, we've had whales beaching themselves, now we have sharks landing themselves. . Alan.
  5. No boat people arriving there. Alan.
  6. Guys and gals, I have read every single post in detail and must admit that I am absolutely 'Spellbound'. . Alan.
  7. Engine failure over Old Bar NSW, landed safely in Australia. Alan.
  8. Wayne Swan for Raaus treasurer??? Alan.
  9. Especially if they have wings and beautiful long eye lashes. ' Alan.[ATTACH]47384._xfImport[/ATTACH]
  10. I've never seen the bikini girl, all I seem to get are fully clothed old age pensioner ladies. Alan.
  11. Guernsey

    This is GENIUS

    I happen to believe that we have several Geniuses on this forum, so how about one of you doing this in the pilot's seat of an aircraft ? Alan.
  12. I agree, I'm finding it extremely difficult to gain weight just to keep up with 'inflation'. Alan.
  13. You are correct and very observant so I have edited my post. Alan.
  14. I have made one resolution each year and faithfully stuck to it. Quote. " I hereby promise not to make any New Years Resolutions for this coming year" Alan.
  15. You are closer than you may think, it is three minutes having sex then seven minutes getting her to stop. Alan.
  16. What floor was she on and how old was she??? Alan.
  17. When you ask for something you say PLEASE and when you have received it you say THANK YOU. I suppose it's ok to say thanks in anticipation that you will receive it but that may not always happen. e.g. I would like ten minutes of sex dear THANKS. Alan.
  18. My Gripe is that this world is FULL of diets to help people loose weight but I have never found one that will help me put on weight. 70 kg Alan.
  19. Are you having a Gripe about the Cold Weather Phil?? Alan.
  20. Gee, aren't we all Bubbly today. Alan.
  21. Get the Irish to explain the game, they understand it. Alan.
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