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Some Animal humour . . .

 

A zebra arrives in heaven, he sees St Peter and asks "am I white with black stripes or black with white stripes ?"

 

St peter says,. . . I don't know ask God

 

The Zebra asks god "Am I white with black stripes or black with white stripes ?"

 

God says: You are what you are my son . . .

 

The zebra is puzzled and goes back to St Peter

 

God says you are what you are my son. . .?

 

St Peter says "Oh, in that case then, you are White with Black stripes . . .

 

"How do you know ?" asks the zebra. . .

 

Because if you were black with white stripes he would have said, Yo' is what yo' is Bro' . . ..

 

 

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