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Bruce Tuncks

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This guy had just come to after getting a leg amputated. The doc comes in and says " I have good news, a bit of bad news and some excellent news.. the first good news is that we got that bad leg off real good after a bit of a hiccup"

The guy wonders what the hiccup was ...  " well, that's the bit of bad news...  you see, we took off the wrong leg to start with "

The guy starts crying at the idea of no legs, but manages to ask what the last bit of good news was. The doc tells him " The guy in the next bed has offered you a REALLY good price for your slippers."

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