Bill Shorten is my Shepherd, I shall not want:
He will leadeth me beside still factories and abandoned farms.
He will restoreth my faith about the Liberal Party.
He will annointeth my wages with taxes and inflation So my expenses runneth
over my income.
Surely, poverty and hard-living shall follow if Labor win.
Five thousand years ago Moses said:
"Pack your Camels, pick up your shovels, move your arse, and I will lead you
to the Promise Land."
Five thousand years later Bill said:
"Lay down your shovels, sit on your arse, light up a joint. This is the
Promise Land".
Next election Bill could take your shovel, sell your camel, kick your arse
and tell you he gave away the Promise Land.
I'm glad I'm Australian, I'm glad I'm free.
But I wish I was a dog and Bill was a tree.
neil