Phil Perry

You just answered your own statement. . . if both sides are just as wankersaurius. . .what the hell does it matter to us outsiders ? we can have no input on the outcome.

In the words of .John McEnroe. . . YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS . . .

Yep. whoever wins the next election the country will remain just as polarised as the UK.

Lend us some Valium and give us a kiss and I'll tell Ya. . . .

OO ERR Missus. . . .

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Another prescient cartoon lamenting the Anti-British stance taken by the BBC since, oh,.. . around 1975 if I remember correctly. . . Bloody Marxist twots. . . [ATTACH]49963._xfImport[/ATTACH]

Now that the Mueller probe has come up with nothing indictable, you can expect trump to win the next election without breaking into a sweat. . . No serious Democrats on the horizon at the moment. . .?

Fidel Castro's son Justin Castro got in as Canada's President, so Fair do's I say. . .

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What about the Russian 'Concordski' crash at a Paris Airshow Nev. .. . OH, wait. . .that was a Midair wasn't it. . .( or something never properly publicized . . .) The two governments ( France and UK ) used the Air France crash as an excuse to dump the programme. . .what annoyed me was that the London to New York, and the London to Bahrain routes were extremely profitable,. . .as were the couple of routes flown by AF. . . Politics again. American Politics of Envy in the case of the Yanks / Boeing. . .Concorde was the ONLY aircraft which guaranteed that JFK was surrounded by hundreds of photographers for every flight. . .such was the popularity of the beast. . . Sad really.

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Alan said it had a Royal Enfield tank badge, but no model number or name. . .looks like a 125 or 175 motor . . .

ME: What's the Wifi password? BARTENDER: You need to buy a drink first. ME: I'll have a coke. BARTENDER: Is Pepsi ok? ME: Sure...how much is that? BARTENDER: £3. ME: Give me one, now what's the Wifi password? BARTENDER: You need to buy a drink first........no spaces and all lowercase.

Recently I've been shouting at things in my kitchen. You are a yoghurt I hate you milk You are literally double cream How soon before I'm in court accused of being lactose intolerant ?

This subject was touched upon at a recent family meal. . .I have been reliably informed by Both my Daughters that, I will not be a Grandfather within my limited lifetime. . . .Bloody career women. . .grrrr. . .

Indeed it is Sir. . . .As I said, I dunno the model, but while I was in India I saw lots of them and they're very reliable,. .. ie Fuel injection, Hydraulic valves etc,. . unlike my RE Crusader from 1967 which was almost Totally unreliable, so much so that one day, I swapped it for a gibson ES 330 which was a crap guitar ( feedback ) After spending a kings ransome on bloody parts and repairs. . . Not sure when they started remaking them in India. . . Similarly, in Thailand, the Honda 110 is ubiquitous. . .everybody has one. . .aand yet they never appeared on British roads. . .. I saw the RE everywhere in India and Pakistan, where they were used as Taxis, builders trucks, and everything in between. . Dunno why the Hondas never seemed to appear in the sub continent. . .Odd that. . .

OOOH Luvly. .. but that's got TWO exhausts ?

Friend Alan pictured this machine in Skegness ( Older style seaside resort on the East Coast of England ) very recently, and I Identified it, though not the precise model. Having owned one from the same stable in 1966. AVAGUESS. . ( Marks will be deducted for cheating use of the Reggoe. . .) [ATTACH]49957._xfImport[/ATTACH]

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I have a good friend who is the chairman of the Hook Norton Brewery Company in the cotswolds ( Oxfordshire ) Google and have a look. . .they deliver Beer to their 'tied' local pubs with Horse drawn drays and liveried Draymen. . .. . .I shali ask him that question on your behalf and report back Sir ! I feel sure his answer will be curt and accurate.

Nah Mike. Proper English Ale isn't kept in the fridge . . just served cool man. . . ;-)

In the event of a 'NO DEAL ' Brexit. . .we're all stocking up on the essentials, as the pundits are certain that the shelves will be bare if we are Bereft of the support of the EU. . . Here is MY stockpile,. . I mean. . . you can't be TOO careful Y'know. . . [ATTACH]49940._xfImport[/ATTACH] ( Yes, of Course there's Beer. . .that's all in the cooler in the Wine cellar. . . )

YES you Buggers ! I never liked Fosters, preferring other Carlton & United Breweries products like Melbourne Bitter and VB. . .not a bad glug those two. . ,I found that Courage had a reasonable taste, but can't recall which one. . . bet I never told you about the time I got snakebit at a BBQ did I. . .Oh wot a larf. . . I thought I'd walked back into a twig at the edge of Bruce's lawn, but it all went blue and numb after I got back home. . my ankle and left foot didn't look well at all. Neighbour drove me to the Hospital, where, after waiting for a short while a very nice Doctor asked me If I'd got the snake. . . . Told me he couldn't give me any antivenom unless he was sure what animal it was 'Sorry' Next time I see you post,. . I'll tell you if I survived this 1971 encounter with your bloody dangerous sodding suburban wildlife. . ..