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Isn't there already a gold statue of him?

I am a winner

That seems like a cock-and-bulldog story to me...

I've just got back to Australia after visiting Vietnam, sitting in Sydney airport waiting for the Hobart flight. They call it the American war over there. I don't know why we went, or what the Yanks thought they'd achieve. Every Vietnamese person I talked to (apart from the hucksters trying to sell you stuff) was polite, friendly and with a great sense of humour. An interesting fact is that they burn cardboard shaped into shoes, clothes etc for their dead ancestors. They even burn fake money so the spirits can buy stuff in the afterlife. Now this next bit shows how lovely these people are. The fake money they burn is obviously Vietnamese dong. They then started worrying about the American and European dead in their country, not recognising the currency and going without. So now they also burn fake US dollars and Euros as well, so the foreign spirits are looked after. (Probably the more entrepreneurial Vietnamese spirits also grab the foreign currency because of the exchange rate!) But just think - regardless of how nonsensical the whole thing may be, they are concerned about the welfare of the dead soldiers who invaded their country.

Imagine the lack of genetic diversity if he's let loose on a captive population of Martian colonist women.

Makes me laugh, there's a few scooters getting around here with 2 extra wheels at the back on spring loaded swingarms. So they're basically a 4 wheel scooter. Only ever seen tourists riding them, the locals must giggle when they overtake them.

That's going to be a heavy bike, OT!

I'm sure I've seen him in Star Wars. On the dark side of course.

I get "coincidence" for 11. There's probably a German word of 50 in there.

Well if you're ever looking for images of a hairless cat, don't go searching for "shaved pussy" or you might have a heart attack.

12.

I don't get it. They have custard bao buns.

If you think Top Gun is bad, check out the Indian version "Fighter" - also heavily subsidised by their military. At least it has Bollywood dancing as well though.

Sadly, it's probably one of his classier moves, when compared with everything else he's done.