Jaysus, obviously age doesn't always mean wisdom.
Parked near the local post office just then, centred in the parking space, no one beside me.
Came back to see an old bloke shuffling away from his car which he's parked next to me.
Like right next to me.
Like 50mm from my driver's side door.
Despite having no one on the other side of him.
*Sigh*