old man emu Posted February 5, 2019 Share Posted February 5, 2019 What is a synonym for "junk mail" ? Litter-ature Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David2ayo Posted February 5, 2019 Share Posted February 5, 2019 OME, "Litterature" has topped my favourite list of such words. Below collection attributed to Washington Post Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of obtaining sex. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high. Tatyr: A lecherous Mr. Potato Head. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the recipient who doesn't get it. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. Burglesque: A poorly planned break-in. (See: Watergate) Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like a serious bummer. Glibido: All talk and no action. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a refund from the IRS, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole. David Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty_d Posted February 5, 2019 Share Posted February 5, 2019 I love "sarchasm". But there seems to be an inherent paradox in "osteopornosis". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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