Words of wisdom

[MarcK]

When I was in my teens my grand mother told me that if I wanted to be wealthy I had to stay away form cars boats aeroplanes women and the drink.

 

Now at the time I figured that she must of hated me and wanted me to go,through life miserable.

 

Now I wish that I had of listened.

 

Well not really .

 

 

[ayavner]

words of wisdom:

 

"never fart BEFORE you sit down"

 

 

[Mark11]

I know if I had done as your mother said, I would have been miserable....

 

 

[Phil Perry]

When I was fourteen, my Mother said - - - - - - - - - GET OUT !

 

 

[slartibartfast]

"It's at times like this I wish I listened to my mother!"

 

"Why, what did she say?"

 

"I don't know. I didn't listen."

 

Douglas Adams again.

 

 

[facthunter]

I like the saying "only a mother would love it." Nev