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The CEO of an oil company stating that their products will remain relevant?

What a shock!

1 hour ago, red750 said:

The odd one out is Coffee.  The others are the same in reverse if you move the first letter to the end. Dresser  >   resserD     Grammar   >   rammarG  etc.

 

 

What can be placed between 3 and 7 to produce a number greater than 3 but less than 7?

A decimal point.  The reason I chose Uneven is it's the only one to start with a vowel.

10 hours ago, nomadpete said:

And that former penal colony is building a big extension cord that will hook into the hip pocet of every mainlander. We can suck money out of all youse mugs through your power bills.

Yeah, but they'll hook into our hip pocket too.  Better off without the damn thing say I.

Uneven 

2 hours ago, old man emu said:

What's the point of Public Holidays when you are retired?

Some of us aren't!

If they can see in your window, maybe they're laughing at the rising moon. 

I don't like that thought.  I quite like public holidays!

Only for the easy ones Peter, but thank you. 

10 minutes ago, red750 said:

And DEEP is imbedded in THOUGHT, so the three word expression is DEEP IN THOUGHT.

 

 

 

Which animal is half goat and one third cow?

Cat

They made beer out of that water and called it West End.  Worst beer I've ever tasted. 

Good double under-sink filter gets rid of the nasties.  We've been on tank water for 20 years.

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Born either side of midnight?

Hey, clowning is an ancient and respected career.  

I don't think the actual presidency is no longer respected, just not respected while Trump is in it.

Ah, they've refined the process in Russia.  Officials trained in Putin's defenestration techniques open the windows first, and ensure there's nothing soft on the concrete below.

Try reading it backwards. 

C

53 minutes ago, old man emu said:

The fox's name is Trump.

No, he just cheats at golf.  He shits on everyone.

Well, you don't have to be.

Our neighbours are not connected to the grid and have used their own solar and wind for the past 15 years.  They've even installed a gas bag thingy where they shovel in cowshit at one end and the other end runs to a gas hob on their stove.

I'd love to get a big battery, more solar and not have any more goddamn power bills.

No, but I remember a very attractive protester holding up a sign "BUSH is another word for C__T!".

2 hours ago, facthunter said:

Don't you  people remember Nibble Nobbies Nuts . Any thing on the Bar counter I called Hepatitis Nuts. Nev

While washing your hands in the gents, just notice how many patrons don't - that should discourage eating any shared food at the bar.

Remind me never to eat any snacks you offer, OME.

He should have put them down the front, then he may have got a different kind of look from the girls.

I don't think he can actually run for president - he had to get something like 100,000 names behind him first (can't remember exactly how it works but remember seeing this in the news).

So it's more of a protest/awareness thing that out of a nation of over 300 million people, the best they can come up with to lead them is a 74yo criminal or an 81yo.