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That's a great ' gut buster ' joke . 

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I've had five vaccinations,  lucky I didn't get the lergi with it .

The  " shingles" vaccination knocked me down .

36 hours of agony,  after the first, and the booster shot .

That's the only time I've ever suffered with vaccinations. 

Now , I'm looking for the " poverty " shot . LoL

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Yesterday it was fairly dark at 1700 hrs. 

so , if that " sparky " was needed,  so would a flashlight .

My early wee small hour walkabout is usually,  to the toilet. 

pitch-black without a little light .

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they do .

That's the reason the world is ' overpopulated ' . 

Thirty seconds and too late to withdraw your deposit . LoL

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But ! .

As usual they don't work when needed .

 just check their glow ' in the early mornings hours ' . Not a sign of life .

Even my old ' radioactive luminous ' watch didn't glow at 3 AM.

And the same ' luminous letters ' ( N,S,E,W ) on my expensive compass dropped off , then sank under the dial . But they still glow if given a little sunlight .

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Now, why did that seem so easy .

I'm not normally good but even a dunce like me got 10 out of 10 .

Only faulted on the Israeli leader .but just guessed it .

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In the west as on the outback farms , diesel tanks are elevated & don't need electricity.

so , you can get fuel if you have the  " money " .

credit is only for the wealthy that have an account .

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Microsoft started in a very devious way .

They couldn't run windows , so bought (very cheaply ) a program from a couple of students. 

D,O,S . Disk operating System . Worth $ trillions .

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Or , an actor in a war film .

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She really put a show of hating  T A Bot .

If looks could kill .

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That's when it asks for " internet connection " ,

Denied 

The daughter thinks I'm  paranoid .

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well ! .

That really hits the the 'top ten ' of ,

age aches . LoL

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Someone has to do something . This carnage cannot continue indefinitely. 

I fear for my kids , when the road toll soars .

I have seen trucks with metal to metal brake pads  & NO braks on the trailer. 

I could name two companies in Blacktown who refuse to fix problems  , before long distance 

Trips, sometimes Sydney to Darwin  or Perth. Without trailer coupling hoses working.

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Didn't someone say ! .

" federal government " pays emergency services. 

 If so,  perhaps someone is rorting the system . Double dipping to balance their books.

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or

Dump MS 

They seem to make too many mistake with their new renderings .

Then we get " patches " to fix their faults .

I keep trying to get used to " Lynux " mint . As I couldn't fathom " Linux Ubuntu " .

But will persevere. 

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I ' must ' look-up the ingredients for " zero sugar " drinks .

As I'm sure it's that poisonous sweetener plus another chemical is used  .

aspartame & acesulfame potassium. 

as aspartame when heated reverts back in chemical form 

Or so reported in the news ' long' ago .

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I agree .

They ruined my life . 

Bureaucrats.

Sitting  on their stools,  fing ways to look busy .

And to hell with the problems they create. More work for them selves. 

A Queen of England outlawed the " conscription " of her time .

So , the Bureaucrats changed a name & reinstated the " press-gangs " of old England. 

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so .

What do you call ' men hater's ' .

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someone sounds  misandry. ( j. Gillard ) .

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OME ,

NRMA ' are going to do a free ' familiarisation with different eevee's .later this year . I must get 

a reservation to one . As some are not made for the elderly. 

I was watching a " MG 2023 on " slatteryauctions.com.au ",

& surprise , it sold ( with plates & a months rego ) for $ 20,500 . (  one half marketvalue ) .

a Tesla 3 is hard for me to ' duck my. head into  .

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If thar" jeep " has an " autogyro " rotor .

What keeps it airborne.  ( when the wheel are off the ground ).

Right ! , another jeep tow's it aloft. LoL

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But what is normal  speech  nowadays.  

I even pronounce words , that don't sound right with correct spelling .

An a in " nowdays " ( now days / now day's ) .

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Not quite right .

Conscripted Australians were forced to fight in Vietnam. 

Andrew Peakock, ( minister of the army) announced later , ( the following week ) .

" no National Service men , would be required to go to,Vietnam, 

" those already there would be brought home if they wanted to " .

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Yes , my relo, who served in the army is now homeless.  I don't think I/we will hear anything

From him . And don't know how to get in touch. 

My own younger brother,  has disappeared off the face of the world . Ex navy .

So I do sympathise with the ex servicemen in Australia. 

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I prefer " Tassie salmon "  to Vietnamese.  

Does anyone dispute this ! .

Not the cheapest,  but good .

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