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Try our chicken, it's purrfect.

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Just for you too, and perhaps I should have allowed for that when I made my comment; it's up to him TO GET HIS OWN MIND out of the gutter.There is potential for this thread to be very informative, but it's not going to get there with this crap.

Just for you two, and perhaps I should have allowed for that when I made my comment, it's up to him TO GET HIS OWN MIND out of the gutter.There is potential for this thread to be very informative, but it's not going to get there with this crap.

Just for you two, and perhaps I should have allowed for that when I made my comment, it's up to him TO GET HIS OWN MIND out of the gutter.There is potential for this thread to be very informative, but it's not going to get there with this crap.

Say it as many times as you like but I doubt that any person here will have changed their position. Me? I think I will keep believing the earth is more than 6,000 years old and that there is no God worthy of my honor.

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Hyundai Excels driven by late teen or twenty something females

Your town's lights are obviously set up differently to Hobart's. You have to maintain about 45km/h in the 50 zone in order to get all the lights in Davey St.

The worst I have seen was also on the Gateway Motorway during the widening phase.So picture this. Narrowed lanes. Concrete barriers both sides so nowhere to go when it goes pearshaped.

 

Mid morning and me in 62.5 tonnes of bdouble doing close to the roadwork speed limit of 80.

 

A car came up beside me driving erratically which attracted my attention.

 

As she drew level I noticed she was steering with her knees and had a baby on the passenger seat and was changing the babies nappy.

 

True story. No dash cams back then but I did ring the Police. They actually caught her not more than 5 klms down the road. What hope do we have.

If a woman get drunk and masturbates, then regrets it, can she charge herself with rape?

I can only guess that you might have to study the satanic scripture in some more depth.....I've only cut and pasted.But in Australia these days, you could probably end up being charged with rape unless you have the receipt.

"Anyone who lies with his wife and has an ejaculation, for three days shall not enter anywhere in the city of the temple in which I shall install my name."

The Dead Sea scrolls, found, I think in 1947, are still in the process of being translated, so we can expect more news.

When you see some people you do have to wonder how slow were the sperm they beat?

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Prayer is an act of doubt, not an act of faith. For if you really trusted your God's plan you wouldn't pray for anything.

Old lady buying a new car. Salesman points to sign on mirror. "This is the seniors version."

Sign says: OBJECTS IN MIRROR WOULD LIKE YOU TO TRAVEL FASTER.

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I have decided to challenge myself with the Ride for a Reason charity ride. As part of the Tour Down Under each year the Cancer Council have a charity ride covering 150 km on the Friday of the Tour.

I would appreciate any tax deductible sponsorship donations that you can make. Please visit my fundraising page Ride for a reason to make a donation.

This is further than I have ridden in a single day so I need to get out there and start some endurance training.

Thanks for any support you can give.

Peter

How do you tell when a Volvo driver is about to turn left?

His windscreen wipers come on.

How do you know when it's raining ahead?

The Volvo left indicator come on.

This reminds me of the Italian yacht in the America's Cup. The other teams always knew when they were about to tack, the Italian crew would all throw the cigarettes overboard.

Sister Mary Katherine entered the Monastery of Silence.

The Priest said,"Sister, this is a silent monastery. You are welcome here as long as you like ,but you may not speak until I direct you to do so."

Sister Mary Katherine lived in the monastery for 5 years before the Priest

said to her, "Sister Mary Katherine, you have been here for 5 years. You can speak two words."

Sister Mary Katherine said, "Hard bed." 'I'm sorry to hear that," the Priest said, "We will get you a better bed."

After another 5 years, Sister Mary Katherine was called by the Priest. "You may say another two words, Sister Mary Katherine."

"Cold food," said Sister Mary Katherine, and the Priest assured her that the food would be better in the future.

On her 15th anniversary at the monastery, the Priest again called Sister Mary Katherine into his office.

"You may say two words today".

"I quit," said Sister Mary Katherine.

"It's probably for the best", said the Priest, "You've done fook all but moan since you've been here.."

About time.

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Atheist Nerd.

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"Jesus Loves You."

Nice to hear in church but not in a Mexican prison.

Stoned on the beach.

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