Bryon

1 hour ago, Yenn said:

I used to be Gay, but now I am serious.

Ooooooh, I hope that ithnt contagiouth....

I can remember having to reverse a MM up Punt Rd hill cos it wouldn't make it up in any forward gear

My daughter was born on her mothers 21st birthday in the same hospital and delivered by the same doctor who delivered her mum. We were not allowed to celebrate that fact publicly in case people figured out the MIL's age

I didnt know Aramis had a sword. It stings a bit when you splash it on but that is all

"If the Chinese have waged economic war using a biological agent from a commonly occurring family of viruses, then they have either managed to immunise their own people so they don't get affected, or they were willing to sacrifice a small percentage of their population to win the war. By using such a common virus, they have plausible deniability and can't be seen as using military means to achieve their goals. "

I believe that China would have no hesitation in sacrificing a small percentage of their population to achieve their own goals. It would be cheaper than waging a normal military war in terms of lives lost

From my dark past

There was a young man from Kent

Who had a dick so long it was bent

He used to fold it in two to have a good screw

And instead of cumming, he went

The army only gave 3 sheets in a one man ration pack back in the sixties

One up, one down and one to polish off

I say we stop all immigration

Everyone, from Capt James Cook on is a boat person and should be sent back to where they come from

Will he claw his way to the top of the party

The way their supporters act, you could consider them as "noddydogs"

You dont have to look very hard for them

Money breeds stupidity........lol

Not only is clay impervious, but it wont soak up water either....

I lived this year and finally retired.......maybe I will live next year

I have my own beliefs, and no-one can change them

Spirituality is only a prop to justify your belief

Your strength comes from within, not because of who you believe in

We used penny bungers......

That is why Vodka or Scotch is your bestest friend......

FWIW, the pollies should probably convene a committee of eminent constitutional lawyers, international lawyers and other interested parties to review the constitution for other potential anomalies/outdated provisions and propose a series of amendments as a package to go to a referendum, where we can tick the ones we like and those that get through are reflected in the constitution..

Now that would be a dogs breakfast if I ever saw one

They would be too busy trying to convince everyone that their interpretation of the law is correct, that they would never get around to drafting new laws

PS.... this is all Phil Perry's fault......

I totally agree.

72 Virgins is what is dictated.

We want more virgins

Every woman should lay down their virginity for us!

Virgins R US Forever

Support your local virgins!

Is that mangled or shredded?

I believe in my creator being, but my creation stories tell me of evolution

Well I'll be far and tethered....

I struggle with "Stable manure"

What if there was "Unstable manure", would anyone buy it in case it explodes?