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Now I am really confused.

Will my next ultralight be powered by solar cells in the wings charging matchbox size batteries that run for eight hours, be fitted with wind powered props to charge batteries when there is no sun or have a small nuclear chip which runs the engine for six years ?

Alan.

Tiger Airways?

They have Paws not wheels.

Alan.

I recon that if you sewed on three more peeks (peaks) one at the back and one on each side that should do the trick. .

Alan the mad hatter.

A 12.2 inch tablet ???... I find that a bit hard to swallow. .

Alan.

Another one from just south of Old Bar. It's good for a laugh when you tell the pax to spot the shark. They get frustrated when they can't see it in the water.[ATTACH=full]22973[/ATTACH]Cheers Scotty

Holy mackerel there are some dangerous places to live up there, we've had whales beaching themselves, now we have sharks landing themselves. .

Alan.

No boat people arriving there.

Alan.

Guys and gals, I have read every single post in detail and must admit that I am absolutely 'Spellbound'. .

Alan.

Engine failure over Old Bar NSW, landed safely in Australia.

Alan.

Wayne Swan for Raaus treasurer???

Alan.

Who needs bikini girls when you have a paddock full of cows to look at....

Especially if they have wings and beautiful long eye lashes. '

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I've never seen the bikini girl, all I seem to get are fully clothed old age pensioner ladies.

Alan.

I happen to believe that we have several Geniuses on this forum, so how about one of you doing this in the pilot's seat of an aircraft ?

Alan.

Tsk.... some pilots will do just about anything just to gain a knot or two. I bet like myself you've worked hard to get to this point and paid a lot of money in food and drink over the years - a shame just to throw so much of it away now don't you think?

I agree, I'm finding it extremely difficult to gain weight just to keep up with 'inflation'.

Alan.

You just broke your resolution [caught by the catch 22]

You are correct and very observant so I have edited my post.

Alan.

I have made one resolution each year and faithfully stuck to it.

Quote. " I hereby promise not to make any New Years Resolutions for this coming year"

Alan.

30.9 miles or 50 minutes' drive from Woodhill Spa. I'll try to get up there and have one on you!

And East Kirkby is only 35 miles in the same direction.

 

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Photos and video please.

Alan.

You want to have sex 3 times.....:roflmao:or is the first seven minutes spent begging:beg:

You are closer than you may think, it is three minutes having sex then seven minutes getting her to stop.

Alan.

Or better still go to the Science museum at West Kensington..top floor.... Could you also go and visit my old girlfriend at...NO! just joking)......................................Maj...

What floor was she on and how old was she???

Alan.

When you ask for something you say PLEASE and when you have received it you say THANK YOU.

I suppose it's ok to say thanks in anticipation that you will receive it but that may not always happen.

e.g. I would like ten minutes of sex dear THANKS.

Alan.

My Gripe is that this world is FULL of diets to help people loose weight but I have never found one that will help me put on weight.

70 kg Alan.

Many felicitations for the season to all, from Freezing Cannock Chase.... BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR !

Are you having a Gripe about the Cold Weather Phil??

Alan.

Gee, aren't we all Bubbly today.

Alan.

Get the Irish to explain the game, they understand it.

Alan.