Cosmick

On 17/12/2022 at 5:51 PM, red750 said:

Provided the brick yacht displaces water weighing more than itself, it should float. There have been many cement yachts, like this one near our old men's shed, although it looks like it has never been near water. It has been there for more than the 10 years I have attended the shed, and from the size of the tree and hedge it doesn't look like it has moved an inch.

 

USA BUILT CEMENT SHIPS IN WW1 AND WW11, I think 2 were involved in D-Day armada.

Sit back for half an hour, classic British comedy. Great cast, Not a spoken word.

For me its a Burger "Hamburger with egg and cheese". Try and find a decent one with a home made rissole AND tomato sauce(of course you can ask for type of sauce but still usually comes out with BBQ.

What ever happened to a decent Dim Sim - Hmmm .. Cabbage

On 13/11/2022 at 6:56 AM, red750 said:

 

 

Really, he was opposed to it

for a laugh

On 16/11/2022 at 5:48 AM, red750 said:

Bet they got that from the ACME company

1 hour ago, Jerry_Atrick said:

Oh, OME.,. that is such a tempting line to respsond to with smut.. You foul tempter, you..

 

It is from our version of what the British called the talking clock.. I can't remember the number you dialled from the landline, but it was literally a voice telling the "correct" time. How they aligned it to the atomic clocks, I never know.

Precisely 

A wake is a party for the deceased. Maybe a woke is a party attended by the deceased.

19 hours ago, red750 said:

 

 

he changes the orientation of his left arm

4 hours ago, red750 said:

When I was young I hiked up a creek with a lot of boulders named Stoney Creek ha ha anyway I was enjoying the cool fresh clean water on my journey and when I finally arrived at the pool below the waterfall I found a dead goat split open with its intestine's floating. Didn't even throw up just missed out on the cool swim.

7 hours ago, red750 said:

 

Wow, I pretty much know I suffer from the condition on the first explosion

My brother played rugby union for a taxation team. On the Guernsey they had two hands twisting a stone and a drop of blood coming out.

Big plane, saw the city of Darwin in the city of Darwin.

use a bum gun. If you step on and squeeze a dog tu*d between your toes are you going to use a tissue or the hose.

and no issues during panic buying

1 hour ago, onetrack said:

Looks like he is related to Yul

5 hours ago, red750 said:

Thats a great selection, it will all come in handy one day.

4 hours ago, red750 said:

What is odd about this picture??

 

The Omen 666

On 08/04/2022 at 4:21 AM, old man emu said:

 

Here's one from the 50's: "We've got to get rid of the reds".

If it was the 40's I would have said Patton but 50's maybe J.Edgar Hoover 

Thanks, it was being used by the British before the Japanese came.

Interested any info on the pictured excavator used by the ill fated Aussies and Poms used to build the Airport at Sandakan Borneo

On 09/02/2022 at 5:13 PM, red750 said:

The old Polly Waffle in the pool trick.

Caddy Shack - Classic

Actually Novak hasn't gone off the handle so to speak but as for his Bludging Parents............. FFS.

On 10/01/2022 at 5:58 PM, nomadpete said:

Takes 3, sort of reminds me of 'Spy Vs Spy'

Toilet Paper ?  What Shortage ? 

On 03/01/2022 at 7:24 AM, red750 said:

Actually I saw one in Cavill Ave (Surfers Paradise Mall) some years ago and wondered if it should be dispensing a different type of Thong 😀